THE BALLOON-BOY FAMILY IS LEAVING COLORADO

Guess what state they're moving to.

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert and bonmot)

 

Comments

[bonmot]

They've already been issued flying drivers' licenses.

[Punkin]

They all move to Florida or California eventually. They need mild climes to practice "the crazy" all year long.

*finishes stacking firewood for cold, sane winter*

[trustf8]

♪ 'Come lie with me
Let's lie
Let's lie away......

[djtonyb]

*looks upward nervously*

At least they're on the other coast... Miami has enough nuts, tyvm.

[ken in jax]

Thank goodness. I was starting to wonder if the weirdness magnet wasn't working.

[nursecindy]

The only nuts we get in N.C. are the ones that keep seeing Bigfoot. I've been handing them Miami postcards with Dave's slogan, "Come back. We weren't shooting at you." They seem impressed.

[bonmot]

Don't forget John Edwards.

[bonmot]

Does anyone else want Jiffypop?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Dave, can't you tell them the borders have been closed to morons new immigrants?

[Dorakay]

I wonder if I can get Jack Bauer to come set up a perimeter around Tampa, so they don't get any ideas about coming north.

[Guin]

Are they traveling to Florida by zeppelin?

[EB]

...it's Mister Roger's Neighborhood....

and you are fine just because of who you are...

[Horace LaBadie]

This could end up giving Florida a bad reputation. Oh wait...

[Mitch]

Congratulations, Florida.

[padraig]

Any time weirdos want to move to Wisconsin, we tell them, "Come check it out in January, that's when the weather's best."

Unfortunately, Jeffrey Dahmer and Ed Gein were born here...

[Will (the other one)]

On behalf of all Coloradans, allow me to say: Thank You, Florida.

[Hey Zeus]

They would have never been found out in the land of the scam.

[funnyman]

It's all about the ratings!

The newest homemade reality show...Dad Heene makes his
six year old lie down in the middle of I-95 in the middle of Miami just as morning rush hour gets started.

What could possibly go wrong ?

[monsoon]

Hmmm... now why would they picj Florida?

[prostate]

Are they traveling to Florida??prostate massage

[queensbee]

well, if they moved to new york city, nobody would notice them.

[Wes S.]

"Prostate massage?"

I see the porn spammers have found this site. And here I thought the shoe guy was annoying...

[Siouxie, considering moving to Phuket]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

WHY US????? Can we send the Jersey sluts and the Kardashians back? There has GOT to be a limit, right?

[Beverly Hills]

Not fair. Not fair not fair not fair! Miami was supposed to take Paris Hilton before these wackos. They cut the weirdness magnet line!

[tj]

There aught to be a law....