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September 03, 2010

SHE HID THEM WHERE?

The Case of the Missing Handcuffs

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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♬ Handcuffs missing, where to look?
Hoohah, Hoohah ♪

*snork* @ Siouxie.

Nothing up my sleeve...Abracahooha

In other news, they've located the world's oldest beer.

The Lindsay Lohan Story, aka Handcuffs up the Hoohah

Sounded like a bag of chains when she walked.

Chastity belt fail.

'Hoo(ha)dini'

;)

oh, & *smacks* siouxie cuz-i-know-she-likes-it jesferthehelluvit

DUI was the police complaint.
The perp was placed into restraint.
But she slipped off the cuff,
stuck it in her muff.
They found it when searching her t'ain't.

Pity the next officer who has to use 'em.

OWW!

Snooki?

Cum. And unlock the magic.

I've never heard of, um, things getting stuck in, um, other things.

*cough*

*nervous twitch*

Were her hands still in the handcuffs??

Was this the woman who stole a fishing reel and a flashlight earlier in the day and hid them in the same place?

I've snatched bigger things than that.

The headline should be, "Woman snatches cuffs"

Guin, after reading this story, I'm afraid to ask where the world's oldest beer was.

Whatever she wears, it isn't the female equivalent of "tighty-whiteys".

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