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September 24, 2010

POLICE HAVE NOTHING TO...

...no, wait, never mind.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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20 yrs for tee-peeing yourself? wow.

Police said Nelson concealed his face by wrapping his head with toilet paper to rob a Lincoln convenience store on April 24.

That wraps up another case.

Actually, it was a series of robberies, and up until that one he had been on a roll.

He was just being prepared. So dumb, he apparently left a prescription bottle with his name on it at the crime scene? He apparently has his head up his a$$.

Wipe out crime.

I think this story could be turned into a modern day Mr Whipple/Charmin comercial.

When toilet paper is outlawed, etc., etc.

Sheryl Crow was quoted as saying she's offended by his use of more than one square.

Two ply for a one ply mind. Truly poop for brains.

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