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September 24, 2010

ONLY ONE OF WHICH IS PROTECTED BY THE CONSTITUTION

Springfield Police arrest teen for stealing toothpaste and carrying hand gun

(Thanks to Alison McQuade)

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his dentiste would be proud

I hope those tubes are 3 ounces or less or he'll never get through the airport.

He stole 17 tubes of toothpaste? WTFBBQ?

Next time steal a T-shirt, kid.

Wonder why he didn't smile for the camera?

Bart?

Four out of five dentists are laughing their heads off.

Good one, mtb.

Springfield cops kept their laughter suppressed,
after they made a bizarre arrest.
With dogs and a chopper,
and one wily copper,
they recovered the stolen Crest.

The seventeen-year-old was 17.

Something, something, minty fresh. Dumbwads.

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