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They're going to need a really big Moon Bounce.
Posted by: Braniff | September 24, 2010 at 09:52 AM
"I would urge people who may be planning to come to Harpenden for the party to make other plans. We will have officers on patrol in the area on October 7 to provide a reassuring presence and who will be able to deal with any issues, should they arise."
In other words: "We'll be there with tasers and water cannons and whatever other weapons are needed."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 24, 2010 at 09:52 AM
Blame it on the Salahis.
Posted by: Coconuts | September 24, 2010 at 10:05 AM
Imagine if she had Tweeted it. Or twittered it. Or twited it.
What a twit.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 24, 2010 at 10:14 AM
...and Dave Barry 'Thanks everybody on the entire Internet'...
Posted by: sandy | September 24, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Personally, I blame the Republicans.
Posted by: Steve | September 24, 2010 at 10:32 AM
We're going to need a bigger cake.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 24, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Can we reschedule? I have a conflict.
Posted by: Meanie. the. Blue. | September 24, 2010 at 11:49 AM
It's on!
!But keep it quiet - it's a surprise (for Mom).Posted by: Meanie. the. Blue. | September 24, 2010 at 12:39 PM
If Justin Bieber is coming, they will need grenades for crowd control.
Posted by: Ralph | September 24, 2010 at 04:37 PM