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Store Owner Uses Beer To Fend Off Robber
(Thanks to Greg Snow)
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(Thanks to Greg Snow)
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Attaboy Goppi! Kick the Schlitz outa them criminals!
Posted by: padraig | September 01, 2010 at 11:16 AM
How do you get a nickname of “Goppi” "Narendra Patel"? Unless he has a weak bladder...
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 01, 2010 at 11:31 AM
As long as it wasn't Guinness. Some things are too horrible to contemplate.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 01, 2010 at 11:36 AM
Narendra 'Goppi' Patel,
doo dah, doo dah,
Threw the beer & gave 'em he11!
Scared him away.
;)
Posted by: trustf8 | September 01, 2010 at 11:40 AM
Allen, maybe he has fish lips.
I hope he celebrated with the rest of the six pack.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 01, 2010 at 11:47 AM
It was either a Lucky Lager or an Old Slug Porter.
Posted by: Coconuts | September 01, 2010 at 12:15 PM
Wow, beer is starting to get a reputation like duct tape!
Posted by: Schadeboy | September 01, 2010 at 12:36 PM
Schade, beer still tastes better.
Posted by: padraig | September 01, 2010 at 03:50 PM
I'm going to have to take your word for it, Padraig. I hate the taste of beer, and I have never eaten duct tape. At least, not on purpose.
Posted by: Schadeboy | September 01, 2010 at 06:29 PM
The strangest case of emptying a six pack ever I heard of
Posted by: Sologubov | September 01, 2010 at 08:36 PM
Hooray beer!
Posted by: Hey Zeus | September 01, 2010 at 08:45 PM
Probably his middle name is Gupta. Patel is a Hindi name.
Posted by: ken in sc | September 01, 2010 at 09:45 PM
Actually, his nickname is "Gopal" which is a very common indian name and some of his friends changed it up to "Goppi" NOT pronounced like "guppy". Don't fucking comment on here if you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Fucking dumbass people.
Posted by: ihatedumbpeople | September 03, 2010 at 03:18 PM