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September 24, 2010

CLIMATE BULLETIN FROM SAMOA

This just in.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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And the side bar story about the first waves of dead killer mouse drug paratroopers is only slightly less fantastical.

Climate change and creativity, indeed!

'Details of exactly how... homosexuals are pumping more CO2 into the atmosphere, thereby trapping heat around the planet....are scant.

just think what they're doing to uranus...

After 'fingering the homosexuals', did they ask
"Do you want samoa?"

Did G0d tell them that? She's such a trickster!

Well, isn't that simply just Divine?

Fabulousness is now a greenhouse gas.

Fits in with my theory about the connection between the Village People and Disco.

Take opinion that with a Lot of salt.

And the Comet Kohoutek . . .

Or possibly, "Take THAT opinion with a Lot of salt."

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

I thought it was the cows.

OT/ Y'all notice how we get LOTS of articles on here on Fridays, and then only a few or none on weekends?

It's like Dave's loading up the food bowl for the cats before getting out of town for the weekend.

/OT

That is the most moronic theory I've ever heard. Homosexuals do NOT cause global warming.

Everyone knows it's mimes.

I thought it was women's boobs.

Oh, that's right. That's earthquakes.

Personally, I blame the Republicans.

Wasn't it Deepak Chopra.

I blame Al Gore for global warning about global warming. If he hadn't mentioned it, we'd still be cool.

Ah, thank you, Samoan ministers.

Now, if you'll pardon me, I need to check in with my meteorologist for some religious advice.

*Gives Steve a BIG OLD CONSERVATIVE-RIGHT-WING-TEA-PARTY-REPUBLICAN HUG*


and *snorks* @ sandy ;P

I KNEW I liked you, Siouxie.

Pull my...smell my...want Samoa?

Like Al Gore said -- the mass debate is over.

*reaches for the beano*

Sorry, y'all... ;)

No worries, djt.
*turns on fan*

*sprays Febreze*

*lights lavender scented candles*

*lights match*

*fries up batch of crispy bacon*

better?

*tosses chopped potatoes-o'brian into siouxie's frying pan*

*dices spitzer-head - tosses into....(oh, i see he's all ready in there)*

Step 1: Blame homosexuals for something ridiculous.

Step 2: ??????

Step 3: PROFIT!

*moves spitzer-head from frying pan into fire*
*throws in diced onions*

It's gay cows

Psst...Chris. There is no "3."

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