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September 29, 2010

CANADA

Land of the Free

Key Quote: “How am I going to celebrate? I’m going to spank some ass,” Bedford, cracking a riding whip, told reporters.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Beaver seems to be today's common theme.

It's just a matter of time before some Ontarian is denied unemployment because she refused to work as a prostitute.

Prostitutes are like illegals in America. Doing the jobs other people don't want to do.

Canada - Land of the Free Negotiable

obs -she... or he.

Free if you have a coupon.

Outdoors? We are talking Canada here-- wouldn't that be considered seasonal labor?

wait, isnt allen young the guy who was in mr. ed?

Oh...*SNAP*! You GO gurl!!

He's still horsin' around, queensbee.

Yikes, Larry - when the frost is on the pimpkin.

To the tune of the Mr. Ed theme song:

A whore is source of intercourse,
a now-legal part of the labor force.
That is, of course, includes the whore who's the famous Terri-Jean.

Go right to the whore and ask the score.
She'll serve you until it is "STOP!" you implore.
You know she's going to make you sore.
The Famous Terri-Jean.

People yakkity-yak a streak and waste her time all day.
But Terri-Jean will never work, unless she's received all her pay.

A whore is source of intercourse,
but this one will never show remorse.
Get caught it will be your divorce.
The Famous Terri-Jean!

Welcome to the earworm of your afternoon . . .

Well, she does have a bit of a horse face.

1. I'm wondering if Terri-Jean was once Terry-John, IYKWIM.
2. " Scott said the decision means sex workers no longer have to “worry about being raped, robbed or murdered.” " What, they now have some kind of force field around them that the rest of us don't?

1. props to bonmot.

2. terri-jean is frightening

(number three redacted)

4. party at arctical's house.

LOL good one, bon.

oh yeah...*SMACK* <--for the earworm

Wiiiiiiillbbuuurrrrr!!!!

Gotta love a constitution like that - WHAT!?, I mean her devotion to her profession. THAT kind of constitution...

... geesh, you guys!

snorks at bonmot.
in canadia, man is free, where everywhere else they are in chains. unless you like that sort of thing.

The perfect home-based business, now.

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