ATTENTION, MEN WHO WISH TO IMPRESS THE LADIES ON THE DANCE FLOOR

Watch this scientific video.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Stever)

Comments

[Stever]

I like to impress the ladies with Soupy Sales' "The Mouse". That's great dancing, right?

[nannie]

Well I, for one, am totally attracted to the - being- on the video.

[Meanie the Blue]

The first one dances like he's got a wad of bills tied to his scrotum.

[Kibby F5™]

"Neave said his group is working through the results of blood tests on the men, which appear to show that the better dancers are healthier."

I'd be checking for alcohol levels....

[Schadeboy]

I can't help but notice that the "bad dancer" is constantly making his hands and arms go through his own body, while the "good dancer" is decidedly less permeable. That's probably the true secret to being a good dancer; don't be permeable.

[Gordon]

I was excited by this video at first 'cause I thought "Hey, I can do that!" Then it flashed the words "Bad Dancer" on the screen... oh well.

[Steve]

I couldn't dance if someone were shooting at my feet. It's lucky that wasn't high on my wife's list.

[nursecindy]

I'm not a great dancer either but, I think I would prefer the bad dancer. Dancing with someone flinging their arms all over the place just doesn't do it for me. You could lose an eye that way.

[padraig]

Pump up the tunes,
Get in the car,
Everybody do the Av-a-tar!

[Jeff Meyerson]

*snork* at Steve for I couldn't dance if someone were shooting at my feet

Hey, the last dance I was proficient at was the twist.

*heads for geezer bus*

[LeDud]

The good dancer was ...how to put it.....effiminate. I think that type dancing is illegal for men to do in Texas.

[Siouxie]

I consider myself a pretty good dancer and I don't dance like the second alien being. Course if I saw that thing on the dance floor I'd be running the OTHER way!

[nursecindy]

Jeff if you really want to feel old try doing the twist now. I danced some around the holidays and someone must have slipped some orange juice in my vodka vodka in my orange juice because I did the twist and several other dances I used to do when younger. I could barely move for 3 days. I discovered muscles I didn't even know I had and they all hurt.

[Jeff Meyerson]

*pulls geezer bus up to nc at 20 mph*

Climb on, granny.

[nursecindy]

Turn the left turn signal off first, Jeff.

[Betsy]

My momma done tol' me, when I was in pigtails...

"Flexing the trunk while dancing may be attractive, but we need to show it is indicative of a better quality male using an independent measure of biological quality."

[Hanna]

My first thought is how are these people being funded? There are way more important ways to determine "mateship appropriateness" than how a person dances, according to a book on communication that made a satisfying smack when it hit the wall...