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Boob defense wants murder trial moved
(Thanks to Guin)
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Yes, I'm familiar with the boob defense.
Me: Honey, I'm headed out with the boys to drink and play cards
Wife: *shows a boob*
Me: ...um...wait, what was I saying?
Wife: You said you were getting ready to go get the Sex and the City movie from Redbox and grab a pint of Ben & Jerry's while you were out.
Me: ...um, ok
Posted by: Slightly Askew | August 27, 2010 at 02:02 PM
I thought that the Boob Defense was the reason that football has cheerleaders.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 27, 2010 at 02:08 PM
Maybe she could say she just really hated her name since all the guys teased her. Maybe she should have just thought of divorce?
Posted by: oldfatguy | August 27, 2010 at 02:14 PM
What a boob!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 27, 2010 at 02:18 PM
She's asked for a change of venue because the media kept abreast of the story?
Posted by: bonmot | August 27, 2010 at 02:28 PM
I think there are worse ways to be killed than by a Boob.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | August 27, 2010 at 02:29 PM
Key quote: "Now Blanarik said media coverage of the case has ballooned so much that the trial should be moved to another county."
Posted by: Guin | August 27, 2010 at 03:59 PM
Policy etc.
Posted by: KJP | August 27, 2010 at 04:19 PM
As if guys couldn't be Mirinda Boob than they already are.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | August 27, 2010 at 05:50 PM
Read all aboutit!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 27, 2010 at 08:57 PM
The trial should be moved - most local jurors will have prejugged the evidence. Whatever happened to "innocent until proven jiggly?"
Posted by: SW | August 28, 2010 at 02:12 AM
"Her attorney, Ed Blanarik, did a Google search for her name on the Internet and got 17,400 hits."
Thanks, Ed - I'll use that the next time my wife catches me searching the net for p0rn - "Honey, I was just googling 'boob' to measure the pretrial publicity on a legal case in the news."
Posted by: SW | August 28, 2010 at 02:16 AM
"Her attorney, Ed Blanarik, did a Google search for her name on the Internet and got 17,400 hits."
That's funny. I googled 'boob' and I got 17,400 tits.
Posted by: SW | August 28, 2010 at 02:18 AM
Hell hath no fury like a Boob spurned. If she pleads insanity will they send her to the booby-hatch? If she put out a contract on her husband was it a Boob job?
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 28, 2010 at 08:33 AM
Hell hath no fury like a Boob spurned. If she pleads insanity will they send her to the booby-hatch? If she put out a contract on her husband was it a Boob job?
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 28, 2010 at 08:34 AM
Hey, don't blame me. I just tried to post, without any tags. It's all TypePoop.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 28, 2010 at 08:37 AM
SW broke the blog!!
Posted by: Guin | August 28, 2010 at 01:09 PM