OFFENSIVE LINEPERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Responding officers ordered 19-year-old Tyler Patrick Thomas of Kalispell, Mont., to get on the ground, Lt. Tim Brewer said.
Thomas refused and instead dropped into a three-point stance like a football player and lunged at the officers, Brewer said.
(Thanks to Woozy Barnes and Catherine, who says, "I can't believe the three-point stance didn't work.")
Possible Explanation: He was offside.