MR. SUAVE

Cops: Man used his 1 call in jail to phone and threaten woman

(Thanks to Betsy, who says, "It doesn't sound like they're legally married, ladies, so we still have a chance.")

Comments

[Alyzabeth]

I think I've met him before.

[MOTW]

I had a telemarketer like that.

[Annie Where-but-here]

This guy needs a serious snip down under. I would like to volunteer to perform the minor surgery. And we can skip the anesthesia.

[KJP]

Who does this guy think he is, Mel Gibson?

[queensbee]

a sicko creep.

[trustf8]

'Owca was arrested Sunday evening after a woman told sheriff's police that he had come home drunk...'

So, once again, Owcahol was involved.

[Layzeeboy]

He is Mel Gibson. He thinks he's Gary Busey.

[mudstuffin]

"Owca pleaded guilty to domestic battery on July 8 and was given a conditional discharge and 18 months probation."

but how far did the discharge travel? and was he leaning forward, standing at the edge of the nest? and what about the viscosity? - shoddy reporting.

[Annie Where-but-here]

*snork* @ mud, an expert witness for projectile poo.

[Jeff Meyerson]

When an officer arrived to question Owca, he took a fighting stance and told the officer, "I'm going to [expletive] you up!"

"I mean, hold my beer and then I expletive you up!"

[nursecindy]

I hope he goes to prison and some very large man tells him,"I'm going to [expletive] you up!" Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Excellent diagnosis, nursecindy. Wifebeaters and pedophiles are the lowest, especially in jail. Siouxie told me.

[Joe Mama]

it's me again, Martha!

[Joe Mama]

Margaret
D'oh!

[Coconuts]

I got two words for ya, buddy - anger management. Then a little payback in prison, maybe??

[Elon]

By the looks of his mugshot, someone already mussed him up pretty good.

[fritz]

The story reminded me of a Charles Addams cartoon from decades back. It shows a seedy-looking man using the pay phone in a police station, with a cop standing right behind him. The cop, with a disgusted look on his face, is saying, "When I said you could make one phone call, I didn't mean another obscene call."

[nursecindy]

Neil G. Even better: "Honest yer honor, my gun accidentally shot him 7 times. Yes sir, I realize it only holds 6 bullets. Darndest thing I ever saw especially considering where he was hit." Then Annie could step in and do his surgery. Without anesthesia.

[frodolives]

Owca pleaded guilty to domestic battery on July 8 and was given a conditional discharge and 18 months probation.

Our constitution at work, folks! WE REAAALLLLLY MEAN IT THIS TIME!!!!

[Loudmouth]

He had enough bars (and bars) to make the call. "Can you hear me now B!+ch?"

[Dad-O-Lot]

For you Ray Stephens fans:

"It's me again, Margaret, are you naked? heh heh heh"

:::returns to geezer bus:::

[Dad-O-Lot]

Sorry Joe Mama, I missed your post beating me to the Ray Stephens punch.

[LeDud]

I say let him out and get him all liquered up. He'll go back to the scene where instead of a tupperware party, have a Smith-Wesson party going with 15 women (preferably victims of domestic violence). Problem solved.