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August 24, 2010

INCREDIBLY, IT APPEARS THAT ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

According to police reports, the officer followed Pleban, 19, to the corridor leading to the church’s back door where he proceeded to urinate on the building. The officer reportedly identified himself as police and asked if the male knew he was urinating on the Methodist church.

According to police reports, it was apparent Pleban did not know what he was doing, but he replied, “I’m Catholic.”

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Leak me not into temptation.

For I can find it on my own...

According to police reports, the officer followed Pleban, 19, to the corridor leading to the church’s back door where he proceeded to urinate on the building.

In other words, the cop urinated on the building?

I'm Catholic too and I'm almost positive we learned in Catechism that it was not okay to urinate on Methodist Churches.

At least he didn't put a silly hat on the baby Jesus in the Nativity scene out front.

Pees be with you.

he'll need a bunch of hail marys for that.

'...Jacob Pleban was charged with public urination...'

The featured hymn this Sunday will be 'Jacob's Bladder'.

Young Jacob Pleban
Proceeded to pee on
The local Methodist Church
When asked if he knew
He said, "In my pew
I'm Catholic, so don't ye besmirch."

A tisket,
A tasket,
There is no pew in My jacuzzi handbasket!
Jacob broke the 'Golden' Rule
His 'holy sh!t' was sooo not cool.

Some of the other arrests were interesting as well, including the one "student" who knew that she was in Illinois and not in Florida.

Urine trouble when you can't find a bucket; look for a piss go pail church.

The guy clearly didn't know where he was or what he was doing (other than whizzing), sort of like Rip Torn breaking into that bank, mistaking it for his house.

Oh, then it's OK. Catholics can piss anywhere they want on Fridays.

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