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Who doesn't love a care package from grandpa?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 23, 2010 at 10:41 AM
Maybe it's medical marijuana. After all, it's from Dick Heritz.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 23, 2010 at 10:45 AM
go grampy. go grampy, dude.
Posted by: queensbee | August 23, 2010 at 11:16 AM
And stay off his lawn
while he's in jail!Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 23, 2010 at 11:27 AM
Hey you kids! Keep off my
lawngrass!Posted by: wiredog | August 23, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Dad?
Posted by: Coconuts | August 23, 2010 at 11:33 AM
I have been trying to think what I can get the grandkids for their birthdays. Maybe if they really like grandpa they will rollll him one.
Posted by: oldfatguy | August 23, 2010 at 11:33 AM
Grandma told him it was oregano.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 23, 2010 at 11:39 AM
I suspect this was a blatent attempt to supplement his medicare with the free prison medical care. Shameful !
Posted by: LeDud | August 23, 2010 at 12:10 PM
Greg Heritz was disappointed.
His grand-dad had been anointed
to bring him some weed,
but he failed in his deed,
and ended up being dis-jointed.
Posted by: bonmot | August 23, 2010 at 12:38 PM
All my grandfather ever brought us from his garden was sweet corn and tomatoes.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | August 23, 2010 at 12:47 PM
T-shirt slogan time!
"My grandpa visited me in jail and all I got was this lousy...hey, man - pass the Doritos™ willya?"
Posted by: Diva | August 23, 2010 at 02:02 PM
"Quit bogartin' my grandpa!"
Posted by: Diva | August 23, 2010 at 02:03 PM
It's for his rheumatiz
Posted by: Siouxie | August 23, 2010 at 02:52 PM
( eyes photo ) No, he's not on anything.
Posted by: Clankie | August 23, 2010 at 03:02 PM
pot but no condoms or porn? what kind of a grandfather is he, anyway?
Posted by: Weezer's Sister | August 23, 2010 at 06:16 PM