DOWN HERE, WE JUST DRINK IT OURSELVES
Canadians are feeding wine to their cattle.
Key Quote: "It definitely changes their personalities. They moo a lot more with each other."
(Note: This quote refers to the cows, not the Canadians.) (As far as we know.)
(Thanks to The Perts and bonmot)

We give the wine to the cows, we keep the beer for ourselves...
Posted by: ArcticAl | August 28, 2010 at 08:58 AM
I want some of that milk. In a box, of course.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 28, 2010 at 09:08 AM
Are they drinking moolot?
Posted by: Coconuts | August 28, 2010 at 09:24 AM
The drooling cow is not a good sales image.
Posted by: ScottMGS | August 28, 2010 at 09:47 AM
Two buck beef chuck?
Posted by: Vampire Penguin | August 28, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Chatty cows? Lord, please tell me they aren't discussing vintages and oak-y afternotes...
Posted by: Betsy | August 28, 2010 at 10:25 AM
Next: pouring chardonnay into the water in their salmon farms.
Posted by: SW | August 28, 2010 at 10:29 AM
That's strange. Wine makes me more chatty, and a lot friendlier, too.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 28, 2010 at 01:20 PM
This story is a bum steer -- the Japanese have been using beer for centuries.
Posted by: Ralph | August 28, 2010 at 04:25 PM
This is how you get pickled beef.
Posted by: Ross | August 28, 2010 at 04:37 PM
Moo!
eh!
Posted by: tj | August 28, 2010 at 08:42 PM