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August 31, 2010

ARKANSAS SOCIAL NOTE

6 Arrested After Gunfire At Baptism Party


Key Excerpt: Police were dispatched to the Progressive Men's Club at 2 a.m. Saturday after a caller reported gunfire.

Questions:

-- The Progressive Men's Club?

-- 2 a.m.?

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Horace LaBadie)

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baptism party? sure! let me get my gun. ok, i'm ready!

Doesn't everybody have baptism parties at 2 am?

praise the lord, damnit.

Baptism of (gun)fire.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

Praise the Lord and duck and cover...

Progressive Men's Club motto:

"do 'er from the front"

Know what folks in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Muslims don't recognize Judaism as a religion.

Jews don't recognize Jesus Christ as the Saviour.

Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the church

And Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

heh...

First Amendment v. Second Amendment.

And people say that Progressives aren't religious.

I wonder if the Progressive Men's Club is really a Stephanie Courtney Fan Club?

Were they ready to meet their Maker?

*snork* at Cheesewhiz

Anybody else read the story at right about Snakes on a ... Porch ?

Bonmot beat me to the punch line!

Prior to this article, the funniest (true) baptism story I knew was about the man whose artificial leg came off in the baptistry and bobbed to the surface before the man himself emerged.

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