THIS EXPLAINS SO MANY THINGS

The Internet is made of cats.

(Yes, this is old. That is the fault of the cats.)

(Thanks to humeri)

Comments

[fivver]

Not gonna say it.
Not gonna say it.
Not gonna say it.
Not gonna say it.

CATS AND PUSSIES!

AAAARRRRRRG!

[bonmot]

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Still one of the very funniest things on the Interwebs. Ever.

[Meanie the Blue]

Will somebody please change the litter? This computer reeks!

[Barb]

God doesn't do that any more, He was petitioned.

Space and time continuum is now proceeding to Warp X to the nth power - everybody on the planet's gonna have mega-bandwidth.

Except Maru. He's too busy to get on the computer.

[Loudmouth]

I guess reality is made of dogs.

[Phill McAvity]

Thanks Barb. That's another 5 minutes and 30 seconds of my life gone for ever.

[Theresa]

Yeh for cats.

[Ralph]

Yes, but life, the universe, and everything is run by the mice.

[mudstuffin]

i thought the universe was run by madison avenue cause they tell the wimmin what to think and we all know the wimmin tell the menfolk what to think and dogs don't think and the cats don't give a crap and whose behind madison avenue? i dunno, follow the money. prolly oprah.

[oneblankspace]

Japan 2001? I thought Algore invented the internet Internet before the 2000 presidential campaign.

[nannie]

Algore and his famous rithms.

[Barb]

@Phil - Yeah, but you watched it all the way to the end, no? That's what I'm saying: Maru isn't a god. His habit of, among other things, stalking solemnly and with great dignity through the apartment with a paper bag over his head clearly shows that he must be a long-time reader of this wonderful blog. He's got his priorities right.