SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON
Pigeons force Kings of Leon to flee Verizon stage
(Thanks to Deb in Rochester, Ralph, Greg Snow and Chuck Cody, who notes that the Kings of Leon are not Ozzy Osbourne)

wimps
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2010 at 08:16 AM
Critics can be hell. At least it wasn't geese.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 26, 2010 at 08:25 AM
Oh, we're NOT supposed to throw feces at rock stars?
*blush*
Posted by: Punkin | July 26, 2010 at 08:41 AM
They quit cause they were pooped out.
Posted by: Coconuts | July 26, 2010 at 08:53 AM
The UPI version I sent in is titled "Pooping pigeons interrupt Mo. rock concert." Pooping Pigeons WBAGNFARB, and they have already upstaged royalty.
Posted by: Ralph | July 26, 2010 at 09:30 AM
Give three 15 year old boys a bb gun apiece and tell them to avoid the lights.
Problem solved.
Posted by: bonmot | July 26, 2010 at 09:51 AM
I agree with the pigeons.
Posted by: wiredog | July 26, 2010 at 10:32 AM
The version I heard specified that the bassist got poop in his mouth, which is what caused them to cancel.(Saltier language in this version.)
Posted by: LM | July 26, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Oopsie...I just sent this in.
*will fire judi*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 26, 2010 at 11:15 AM