OUTDATED ANTIQUE ARCHAIC VINTAGE COLUMNS ON A NUMBER OF IMPORTANT AND OF COURSE RELEVANT TOPICS

Democracy and/or the Beach Boys

Lobsters

Childbirth

Comments

[bonmot]

Those East Coast girls have hips,
for parking children that they'll bear.

And the Southern girls, with the way they scream,
it's like a labor turned bad dream.

The midwife's farming daughters,
really makes me feel all right.

And the Northern girls munching lobster claws,
They knock me out when I'm up there.

I wish they all could have anesthesia,
I wish they all could have anesthesia,
I wish they all could get epidurals, NOW!

[nursecindy]

Nice poem bonmot. *SMACK* though for the east coast girls hips remark.

[nannie]

Thanks, Judi! What a treat!

[Slightly Askew]

Little known fact, both George H. W. Bush and the Beach Boys were at the groundbreaking for the Washington Monument, whereas Wayne Newton did not arrive on the National Monument Concert Circuit until well after the Lincoln Memorial. This was a major oversight of Mr. Watt.

And bon, if East Coast girls park their children on their hips, where are they supposed to place their hands when they're telling you to go **** yourself?

[nursecindy]

Slightyly Askew that's what feet are for. Generally a few good kicks to the groinial area while telling you to go **** yourself works pretty well and gets the message across.

[bonmot]

A bit tetchy today . . .?

[Clankie]

1983...? Phew, someone's really old.

[nursecindy]

I was fine until I ate some beef bbq at a July 4th cookout, bonmot.

[bonmot]

Beef BBQuberalles!

[rickh]

James Watt was a fine American, technically he's still "alive," but his 1995 indictment on 25 counts of felony perjury and obstruction of justice by a federal grand jury kinda soured his already acidic reputation.

that he was ultimately convicted of one misdemeanor count proves that it's better to have friends in high places than, well, than anything that doesn't get your butt out of a sling.

[Kev]

So to summarize: If you're looking for a hearty entree that (1) is related to spiders; (2) is descended from a worm; and (3) has mutant baby-poopers walking around on its lips; then you definitely want a lobster.

Mutant Baby-Poopers WBAGNFARB.

[trustf8]

*snork* @ vintage dave :)

So cindy had a 4th of july WTFBBQ?