LADIES:
Maybe he's single.
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
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July 22, 2010
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Was inspired after playing with Mr. Potato Head.
Posted by: OC Dolphin | July 22, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Oh Wow dig that doo. He's got a mustache on his forehead.
Posted by: Theresa | July 22, 2010 at 10:13 AM
That's a booking photo, right? Please tell me this guy is under lock and key, somewhere, for something. Send the fashion police after him if you have to.
Posted by: padraig | July 22, 2010 at 10:16 AM
but is his willy wooly?
Posted by: trustf8 | July 22, 2010 at 10:30 AM
There is nothing you could say that would be funnier than that actual picture. Some dumb frick actually did that *on purpose*.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | July 22, 2010 at 10:37 AM
Single, and probably gonna stay that way
Posted by: Coconuts | July 22, 2010 at 10:39 AM
I hate to think what he's done with his pubes.
Posted by: bonmot | July 22, 2010 at 10:42 AM
Ewww, bon
Posted by: Coconuts | July 22, 2010 at 10:43 AM
For ONE AFTERNOON in 1970 I had genuine "muttonchop" sideburns, as in the Civil War. It happened because I was shaving off a full beard and realized that the sideburns were in there all along. My girlfriend, now my wife, did not judge the experiment a success. So I shaved.
I wonder if this guy was just trying something and the police came along and mucked it up.
Posted by: Steve | July 22, 2010 at 10:50 AM
Pad, that is the booking photo that was taken after he was caught washing Nell's hair on the tracks.
Posted by: NotSherly | July 22, 2010 at 11:01 AM
I don't think there's any "maybe" involved here, Dave.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 22, 2010 at 11:18 AM
*SNORK*
That. is. all.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 22, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Hold me back! No, really. Hold me back. I have a pair of scissors and I'm not afraid to use them.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 22, 2010 at 02:02 PM
Wax his head 'stache then wax his ass.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 22, 2010 at 05:54 PM
Just posing a question to the ladies out there. You meet this guy on the street, in a bar, wherever, if just looking at him doesn't scare the hell out of you are you legally insane?
Posted by: wingnut | July 22, 2010 at 06:11 PM
By all means, snap him up girls. Considering the amount of inbreeding there seems to be in his family, he likely needs all the help he can get.
Posted by: Romeo Vitelli | July 22, 2010 at 07:13 PM