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July 22, 2010

LADIES:

Maybe he's single.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

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Was inspired after playing with Mr. Potato Head.

Oh Wow dig that doo. He's got a mustache on his forehead.

That's a booking photo, right? Please tell me this guy is under lock and key, somewhere, for something. Send the fashion police after him if you have to.

but is his willy wooly?

There is nothing you could say that would be funnier than that actual picture. Some dumb frick actually did that *on purpose*.

Single, and probably gonna stay that way

I hate to think what he's done with his pubes.

Ewww, bon

For ONE AFTERNOON in 1970 I had genuine "muttonchop" sideburns, as in the Civil War. It happened because I was shaving off a full beard and realized that the sideburns were in there all along. My girlfriend, now my wife, did not judge the experiment a success. So I shaved.
I wonder if this guy was just trying something and the police came along and mucked it up.

Pad, that is the booking photo that was taken after he was caught washing Nell's hair on the tracks.

I don't think there's any "maybe" involved here, Dave.

*SNORK*

That. is. all.

Hold me back! No, really. Hold me back. I have a pair of scissors and I'm not afraid to use them.

Wax his head 'stache then wax his ass.

Just posing a question to the ladies out there. You meet this guy on the street, in a bar, wherever, if just looking at him doesn't scare the hell out of you are you legally insane?

By all means, snap him up girls. Considering the amount of inbreeding there seems to be in his family, he likely needs all the help he can get.

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