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July 22, 2010


REIDSVILLE, N.C., July 21 (UPI) -- Police in North Carolina said they arrested a man who allegedly loaded his gun with a wad of toilet paper and shot his wife in the back.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Chuck Cody)


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Was he trying to wipe her out?

Hunh? How is that even possible? Was it a black powder pistol?

Was he out of poutine?

He squeezed the Charmin then squeezed the trigger.

Please Don't Squeeze the Char Trigger!

haha OCD! Mr. Whipple would be proud ;)

He wanted her to leave and now she can stay for as long as she likes!

♫ 'Two-ply, don't bother me,
Two-ply, don't bother me!
Two-ply-my-A$$, Lonnie!
Now the house belongs to Me!'

I guess I squeezed the round off just under the gun.

He was hunting cougars.

When toilet paper is outlawed...

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