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July 27, 2010

DUH

By around six months human infants start to babble and, depending on the sociability of the individual, this spontaneous chattiness may continue into adulthood. This is more likely to happen in females than males.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

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Duh indeed.

I got nuthin'.

Not your average 'Dear Abby' response.
Personally, I think this is great.

And your point is?

Does this study also include the ability of male infants to grab their crotch, burp and fart?

Point? Uh, well...look, something shiny!

Eventually, evolution will teach women to gab only during commercials.

Bon, evolution has already taught men to develop their own private part of the cave where they can watch or read in peace.

Well, I personally don't agree with this statement, I mean, why do they say that only women are chatty, that seems, like, SO racist or biased or sexist or something and just because we women enjoy exchanging information about cool things like really great shoe sales or where to find the best chocolate it just doesn't seem right to, um, ahh...what was the question?

I think we should follow the lead of the female primates and only "commune with males during sex."

It's all about how comfortable your doghouse is . . .

Her boyfriend is annoyed because in the quest for her booty he hasn't learned to tune out yet.

Not just females are chatty. Males like to be chatty also.

double duh.

¯\(º_o)/¯

PROFESSOR HIGGINS:
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair.
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Why can't a woman be like that?

Why does every one do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do everything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up, well, like their father instead?

Punkin did you say shoe sale because I love shoes so let me know where you can get some good buys and I agree this is very biased and probably sexist too and some men are even chattier than women and I think that Godiva chocolate is just way over hyped because right now my favorite is a Three Muskeeters Truffle Crisp bar. I also forgot the question.

I certainly agree with Punkin and nc, except for the fact that I like dark chocolate, like 3 musketeers dark because you can eat more without getting full and, of course, there's many less calories and, you know, counting calories is always very important and dark chocolate has been shown to be even good for you, physiologically not just psychologically, because of the antioxidents and stuff that's in it that help the flavonoids fight against the free radicals which are bad and should not be allowed.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...chocolate...*drool*

hocolate...*drool*

Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little
Farewell ladies
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little
Farewell ladies
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little
Farewell ladies
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little
We're going to leave you now
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Pick a little, talk a little, Cheep!

Yes, dear.

After a lifetime of thinking about it and almost 40 years of marriage, the greatest words of wisdom I have to pass on to younger men are, "Never waste a good chance to shut up."

< grunt >

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