DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS
Finger in Butt Crack Sparks Knife Fight
(Thanks to Josh)
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July 26, 2010
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According to a police report, the unnamed suspect rubbed a finger along the victim's butt crack, prompting her to clench her buttocks. The victim claimed the clenching caused the bed she was sitting on to break, angering the suspect.
Inquiring minds want to know: How.Big.Was.She?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2010 at 08:15 AM
Was the photo really necessary? *shudder*
Posted by: wingpup | July 26, 2010 at 08:22 AM
Two-Ton-Titanic-Tubbs don't like to be touched. 'Specially there. That clench could have broken a finger.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 26, 2010 at 08:24 AM
She broke a bed by clenching her butt cheeks? Any guy not scared off by that deserves to lose his big unit.
Posted by: wingnut | July 26, 2010 at 08:35 AM
Now, is that THE buttcrack in question, or is that just a representative buttcrack?
Posted by: Punkin | July 26, 2010 at 08:43 AM
I'm all for personal boundaries but the butcher knife might have been a little strong.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | July 26, 2010 at 09:20 AM
No pics of the butt in question? Thank you.
Posted by: Steve | July 26, 2010 at 09:23 AM
Photo Courtesy 'Davitydave'...
Could that be a Dave Bare-y a$$?
(maybe Sophie grabbed the crapcam while daddy was inspecting a pile of 'Night Shi
ft').Posted by: trustf8 | July 26, 2010 at 09:30 AM
What, what in the butt...
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 26, 2010 at 09:43 AM
And on the photo it has a "click to enlarge" button. How about a "click to erase memory" button instead?
Posted by: padraig | July 26, 2010 at 09:59 AM
How come my posts aren't posting?
(Of course, now this one will).
Posted by: bonmot | July 26, 2010 at 10:04 AM
That's an ordinary day in the state of Texas.
Posted by: Alyzabeth | July 26, 2010 at 10:54 AM
Yipes!
Did they HAVE to show that butt crack????????
Posted by: Siouxie | July 26, 2010 at 11:18 AM
Wanted to, Siouxie, wanted to.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2010 at 11:59 AM
"Finger in butt crack" probably violates at least one Texas state law right there, even leaving out the butcher knife part...
Posted by: Wes S. | July 26, 2010 at 12:54 PM
Well, "he needed killin'" is a defense to a murder charge down here.
Posted by: bonmot | July 26, 2010 at 01:11 PM
bonmot is that your picture?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 26, 2010 at 01:29 PM
The butt in question got away. Luckily, FOX had a political commentator available to pose for the photo.
Posted by: Mazarlarry | July 26, 2010 at 03:06 PM
I'd never make an ass of myself that way.
(I have plenty of other ways to do that.)
Posted by: bonmot | July 26, 2010 at 05:22 PM
Shame on those Texans. Where the hell were their guns?!! You're not a real Texan unless you're carrying a gun.
Posted by: Suzie Q. Wacvet | July 26, 2010 at 06:35 PM
"That is not my butt crack."
"I know. That is not my finger."
Posted by: SW | July 27, 2010 at 01:37 AM