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July 21, 2010

BUSINESS NEWS

This just in.

(Thanks to Jeff Kleinman)

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Durex condoms owned by the makers of Vanish? That'll make those things shrink faster than the sight of Rosie O'Donnell.

Whoa! Did I misread "Cillit" the first time!

"Durex". Hunh. I've been reading about Forex and wondering why people were making so much money on condoms.
Now I know.

*snork* @ fivver: ...'Dolores?'


New ad campaign: Use Durex condoms & Finish with a Bang!

If I understand the new marketing campaign, the company will begin to sell Cillit Bang Condoms.

Cillit Bang and Finish.

That is all.

its always a bang and a finish. sometimes, just a finish.

Reckitt Benckiser names its cleaners -- Nurofen and Gaviscon. What will they name the condoms? Neukenfab?

New advertising slogan: Reckitt Bang condoms, if you are into that sort of thing.

Fivver: Exactly. I'm so thankful for that first "i" (and the extraneous "l," now that I look at it...and yes, I think "Extraneous L" would be a decent name for a white rapper.)

Fiwer I also read it wrong the first time. I wondered why my last box of Finish dishwasher tabs had condoms in it.

Note to nursecindy -- you really can't wash them out and reuse them.

Cillit Bang firm?

I should hope so.....

Reckitt Bang, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Make sure you have a real Reckitt Bang.

You got to have a Reckitt before the Bang.

Reckitt? I hardly knew it.

http://www.gigme5.com/

What is Gigme5?

Is a market for both buyers and sellers where a variety of mini jobs (gigs) are offered for the flat rate of just five Dollars.

Mission:

To provide platform for both buyers & sellers who:

1. Need fast cash for small tasks getting completed.

2. Need an extra $500 – $1000 per month.

3. Want to get rid of those “little extras” that come along each month.

4. Want to being in control of own destiny …

5. Think that “Enterprising” is chic

Products:

5 $ GIGs : Mini jobs (gigs) offered for the flat rate of just five D

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