A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY
...to this Colorado resident.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
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July 23, 2010
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I hate it whan that happens.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 23, 2010 at 05:31 PM
Bears driving cars -- sh-ursine of the Apocalypse.
Posted by: bonmot | July 23, 2010 at 05:34 PM
Don't look - it was a grizzly accident.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 23, 2010 at 05:35 PM
Isn't it alarming that bears can now open car doors? It's only a matter of time before they're running Toyota.
Posted by: Guin | July 23, 2010 at 05:40 PM
At least he beeped the horn in case anything was in his way. I'll bet they don't do that in Miami.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 23, 2010 at 05:40 PM
It was probably too hot for the bear due to global warming, so he got in the air conditioned car. See it was Al Gore's fault.
Posted by: ArcticAl | July 23, 2010 at 05:55 PM
Al Gore's been baring a little too much lately.
Ew.
Posted by: bonmot | July 23, 2010 at 05:58 PM
Did he paws for traffic?
(teenage boy + car = old food under seat = Yogi bear pic-a-nic basket)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 23, 2010 at 06:00 PM
I hate a bare ass on my car seat.
Posted by: trustf8 | July 23, 2010 at 06:01 PM
"the bear got into the car through an unlocked door and knocked the shifter into neutral, which sent it rolling backward 125 feet."
Well, that's pretty much the road test for a Florida drivers' license, right? Except for the firearms portion.
Posted by: padraig | July 23, 2010 at 06:08 PM
We just had that on the local news here. Apparently dum dum not only left the doors unlocked but left a pb&j sandwich in the car. What did he expect the bear to do?
Sheesh.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 23, 2010 at 06:09 PM
So he's not smarter than the average bear?
Posted by: bonmot | July 23, 2010 at 06:19 PM
If he came to a fork in the road, I bet he took it.
Posted by: Yogi Berra | July 23, 2010 at 06:24 PM
I dunno, Yogi...
Posted by: Boo Boo | July 23, 2010 at 06:35 PM
Dammit, Booboo - I told you to wait in the car.
What's that yellow ribbon doing on your stick shift?
Posted by: Yogi | July 23, 2010 at 06:46 PM
Ok, we know a bear sh*ts in the woods, but does a bear sh*t in the car?
Posted by: wingnut | July 23, 2010 at 07:02 PM
I thought the Pope sh!t on a bear.
Posted by: Punkin | July 23, 2010 at 07:49 PM
*snork* @ sh-ursine.
Posted by: NotSherly | July 23, 2010 at 07:56 PM
A kodiak moment for sure.
Posted by: packsaddle | July 23, 2010 at 08:15 PM
Who is driving? Bear is driving! How can that be?
Posted by: Stev0 | July 23, 2010 at 08:49 PM
Bear smashes the Grylls
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 23, 2010 at 09:07 PM
The tv coverage included an interview with the responding officer who "thought it was a bunch of kids in there" until he used his flashlight* to see who was in the driver's seat. I believe this answers the question about who did what in the woods...
*no, no yellow ribbon
Posted by: Betsy | July 23, 2010 at 09:48 PM
I know how he can save fifteen percent on car insurance.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 23, 2010 at 10:08 PM
Poor Plymouth Bear-a-cuda.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 23, 2010 at 11:56 PM
Good one, Betsy. I believe "Holy Sh!t!" was exclaimed, several times.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2010 at 06:29 AM
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/072310-Finger-in-Butt-Crack-Sparks-Knife-Fight
Posted by: Jay Hal | July 24, 2010 at 07:45 AM
I'm sorry, Mr Story, but your car insurance does not cause damage to the vehicle's interior caused by wildlife.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 24, 2010 at 10:47 AM
Or cover that kind of damage either, for that matter.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 24, 2010 at 10:47 AM
I didn't know that the Vice President was even in Colorado.
Posted by: Marc | July 24, 2010 at 12:14 PM
If you're a 70 year old bear in Florida, you don't even need to take an eye test.
Posted by: Clankie | July 24, 2010 at 02:59 PM