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June 24, 2010

LOVE IS IN THE AIR

ST. LOUIS — A woman admitted in federal court here Tuesday that she had sent threatening letters, a cow's tongue and the head of an opossum to a romantic rival.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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I'm not sure I understand the messages she was trying to send. OK, tongue in a tampon box; I suppose that has some kind of meaning. A dead opossum: she sleeps with the possums?

Let's see, I am at this point in my life and I want to be at that point. What is a rational and logical way to achieve my goal?
I know.....!

Did she rip out the cow's tongue herself? That always impresses me.

♫ What would you do-ooo for a Klondyke Snickers bar?'

woops

wrong thread...but it kinda works ;)

A live possum playing dead would have been more impressive. Some people have no imagination.

This is an old Sicilian custom. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the marsupials.

note that was married while all this was going on - man that's some lucky dude... i'll bet he's drifted off on a raft a time or two iykwis.

I'm glad to see nobody's surprised someone got a cow tongue in the mail. That's comforting, somehow.

How do you fit a cow's tongue in a tampon box? I mean, how big must that woman's . . . um . . .

Never mind.

What, no eye of newt or wing of bat? Amateur.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

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