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May 10, 2010

YEEPERS

A demon pear..

(Thanks to Revolvergal)

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I wonder if she's hot?

Does the canned fruit come with its own handbasket?

At least the pear didn't look like Barry Manilow!

The Demon Pear WBAGNFARB - or a Pamela Anderson reality show.

The Devil has expanded from apples to other related fruits. I wonder if Armageddon will turn out to be a fight between deviled fruit and holy toast and pancakes?

How can anyone be so bored that .... I mean, how can anyone be so crazy as to see things in food??

Oh, that's right. They are all discharged now...

Demons have buck teeth? I would think they would be more "fangy".

You are only crazy until the insurance runs out....looks like this demon could use some dental work.

ma'am? get a grip.

...and a partridge in a demon pear tree...

(It does have a nice ring to it)

a fortnight ago and feeling "a bit peckish"

I think we'll get along much better with the British once they learn to speak English.

... and then when she regained her composure enough to open the next can ...


That's not a demon pear.

This is a demon pear.

Kibby's going home to open ALL his cans!

*wonders what Kiwi's could look like*

Nice try, Addicted, but you're looking to get smacked.

Good luck with the dental work in Britland. Looks like "The Mask" dude to me though.

Oh yeah...

*SMACKS* Addict!

The Devil Wears Braces??

Still not nearly as evil as Sp@m.

Ewww, look at that can. Lead lined? That would explain a lot.

*Flings demonic pears @ Addicted*

"Hi, Ya'll. Welcome to Hell. My name is Bubba. I'll be your demon for this Eternity. Would you like some iced tea? Can't have none, though. Haha. That there's Hell humor. Yeehaw!"

Hey I had to pick up someone at the airport at moidnight last night before getting to work at 7am today. I needed the smack to wake me up.

They have a classroom in Te Puke (other headlines) ?

That's what you get for buying "Budget" brand pears.

(Puts away salad fork, reaches in drawer for a pitchfork)

Demon. Mad maybe...

http://www.silverbearcafe.com/private/06.09/images/Alfred-E.-Newman.jpg

I've seen worse.

Here's a real demon pair. (The Devil made me do it.)

SMACKS addict for both pictures.

While trolling through the shelf one day
In the merry merry month of May
She was taken by surprise
By a pair of roguish eyes
On a demon pear canned in Cathay

I'm not clicking on any more links until both the U.S. and the Russians agree to reduce their stockpiles of Manilows.

Don't know about a demon pear HLB, but it's a helluvaa pair.

Get a frickin' life lady.

I think I saw Demon Pear open for Satanic Slice of Fruit. Also, *SNORK* at Steve and his stoned strawberry. Which would also BAGNFARB.

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