IS THERE AN OFFICER, PROBLEM?

DUI Suspect Downs Drink During Traffic Stop

(Thanks to Siouxie and Allen at Division)

Comments

[Loudmouth]

Those damn buildings have just got to stop moving.

[Loudmouth]

OOPS. Two stories down.

Just explain to the cop that your car has to run on 10% ethanol by law and that's about 1-1/2 gallons you have to drink with a full tank.

[Horace LaBadie]

My mouth gets dry when talking to the police, too.

[Layzeeboy]

*checks dateline* Yep. Florida.

[MOTW]

(you might be a redneck if...) Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.

[bonmot]

MOTW -- you say that like it's a bad thing.

[queensbee]

dumba$$.

[Siouxie]

BRI*hic*LLIANT!!!

[Meanie the Blue]

You are so right, queensie. Why he didn't share it with the cop is beyond me.

[MartiniShark]

"No-no-no sir! I was pulled over and the car was stopped when I was drinkin'. You saw it yerself."

[Allen at Division]

"HEY! A box-o'-wine ish NOT an open container! Shee, it's not dripping at all!"

[Siouxie]

Why waste a good cup of booze?

True story: Back in my stupid youth, before a "Heart" concert, my ex and I were at this park having lunch and I happened to have a tall cup of Southern Comfort (on the rocks). We saw a police car approach us and instead of tossing the drink, I shugged it. ALL OF IT. Needless to say, I do not remember the band that played before Heart. Once I puked my guts out on the ex's jacket sobered up, I was able to enjoy the rest of the concert.

NOTE: I was not driving.

[MOTW]

Bon - it's only a problem for those around you about an hour after the meal. IYKWIM

[bonmot]

Try some spray cheese injected into a Bugle for the ultimate redneck hors d'oeuvres.

[Clankie]

Brass: Take a drink before your breathalizer test.

Hutzpah: Offer the cop a drink before your breathalizer test.

[JP]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dave. Due to your strict policies, I don't think you were allowed to link us to that story about Mr. Seaman.

[bonmot]

Take me drunk, occifer. I'm home.

[Guin]

for your musical enjoyment: Hey, Hey Mr. Policeman.

[NotSherly]

Thanks for that, Guin.

[Noabla Inglés]

I can't walk BOTH lines, offisher. Have to let me cover one eye.

[Dirk]

This guy is the winner of the Balls of Steel contest, hands down. Party on, dude.

[Mr Craggy]

Tip:
If the guy had waited until after he got out of the vehicle and been cautioned by the officer and THEN had an alcoholic drink in view of the Police officer, any subsequent DUI test is invalid and is not admissable as evidence, as he was no longer driving or in any way in control of the vehicle.
You can still be busted for being drunk in public and carrying an open container of alcohol, but at least you won't lose your licence to drive.
God bless America.

[Mad Librarian]

If this were in Nashville and it was George Jones with a half-empty bottle of vodka, no big deal.