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May 20, 2010


GLENVILLE, Pa. – Police said a Maryland man was so drunk after driving into a central Pennsylvania field that a farmer had to carry the handcuffed suspect out in the bucket of his tractor.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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I'm thinking he's single, Siouxie.

""driving through fields Sunday night and fled police before nearly hitting a herd of cows

Note to Glenview: That's how you go about (nearly) tipping cows.

"...that'll be all, Jeeves, jusht park the Bentley nexsht to the Rollsh..."

Thanks, Jeff butt...I have no respect for a guy that can't hold his licker...er..liquor.

We call that "Sunday" around these parts.

There's really not much else to do in central PA. I've been to Boonsboro and it ain't so hott either.

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