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May 02, 2010


Mom turns in son for stealing drugs from her bra

(Thanks to catmanmax)


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Place the quote: "I didn't breast feed you fourteen years for this!"

Mom must be a really sound sleeper. My kids would go to rehab before they would even think of doing this.

Anyone else from Tennessee ? Condolences

This never would've happened if only she had invested in the 'Victoria's Secret My-son's-no Angel Bra', with
unremovable-except-by-fingerprint-id-drug-stash padding...
available in 'Apples Don't Fall Too Far From The Tree' Green.

He would have gotten away with it but he needed several minutes to fumble with that dammed clasp.

You have to draw the line somewhere.

Drugs in bras, toilet paper and socks? Haven't these people ever heard of Tupperware®?

ps: fivver, nice FST reference...

Or, even better, a one quart resealable plastic bag...

Don't the bra manufacturers expect users to lift and separate?

It's usually the kid's name and not the parent's that is withheld from the press. Hmmm.

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