24

Here is where we stand:

Last week Jack recruited Agent Freddie Prinze Jr. to the Rogue Team. They are now on their way to the safe house containing Agent Dana Walsh, where Jack intends to interview her regarding the role of the Russians in the whacking of Renee. Agent Walsh is currently being waterboarded by henchpersons working for President Woman President, who, at the urging of disgraced ex-President Complete Handbag, has gone over to the Dark Side to save the all-important Peace Procezzzzzzzzzz.

Edgar is still dead.

I will not be joining you tonight, as I'm starting the tour for my new book, which by the way is for sale so please buy it.

TRUE FACT: Several thousand times, I've had the following experience. A person will say to me: "Where can I buy your books?" This always strikes me as an odd question, but I try not to betray this in my facial expression as I answer: "In a bookstore." The person often seems surprised to learn this, as if he or she is thinking: "Huh! So THAT's what goes on in bookstores!"

Anyway, because of the book tour I won't be blogging 24 tonight or next week. So I will be counting on you folks to keep track of things down in the comments section. And of course we will all rely on The Amazing Steve to explain the plot to us afterward.

Meanwhile, here's a scientific poll:

What do you think will happen to President Woman President?
	She will see the error of her ways and become good again.
	She will remain evil.
	She will actually have sex with ex-President Handbag.
	Ew.
	Remember ex-President Handbag's ex-wife Martha? She was hot in a cougarish way.
	I am still pondering the ketchup-refrigeration question from last week.
	Montpelier.
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Comments

[Bryan]

I feel like endorsementwise, this should be a Bank of America.

[Steve-O]

Hurry up, the bank closes at noon today

[Gennita Low]

Diva, please email and let me know, okay?

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Woohoo, bank shooting coming up! Yes?

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Jack may as well check his balance at the ATM, do some online bill pay while he's waiting...

[Cheesewiz]

Couldn't she just start screaming? Like,"ROBBERS, ROBBERS, someone please help me!

[Diva]

Anyone here have a Sprint phone and can upload the "extras"?

[trustf8]

when cole strains his neck he looks just like scooby-doo

[Wes S.]

((Hugs)) for Diva.

I'll pray for you.

[Diva]

Thanks, Genn - I will. :)

[MartiniShark]

Cindy, I don't do the sleep thing. Time is no factor, doll.

[Twoina]

Caruso out-Shatners Shatner with his pause before every other word dialogue.

[emj]

i honestly dont thnk its fair 2 compare Dana 2 Starbuck. Starbuck is jst way way way way way way way cooler. I also think Battlestar Galactica has more of a plot.

[nursecindy]

I've been diabetic for many years. It's no fun but I'm probably in better shape now than ever. I have Type I. No fun but controllable. Just eat right and exercise. AND take your medicine exactly as you're told to.

[Gennita Low]

Tropic, yeah, her hair and clothes dried up fast! Make up too!

[Diva]

Wes, I'll take 'em all.

Two - YES! LOL

[Cassie]

Let's do the bank shooting X-Files style... Mulder and Scully blowing up numerous times that day. Hey, we'll get more violence that way. ;)

[Mitch]

LeDud, I'm going to see Ironman II on Friday 'cepting I have to find an alternative theatre since my ususual choice has a couple of feet of water in the lobby.

[nursecindy]

Siouxie is being awfully quiet tonight.

[Diva]

cindy, yes. I way need to shift my so-called diet, and that's the hardest part for me.

[Gennita Low]

The MacGuffin is now walking through the bank and Russian government is now Handbag's personal mob, about to get the MacGuffin so they could let there be a peace agreement. I'm right so far? And Chloe drank Hastings' personal water while I was gone last week, right?

[tropichunt.com guy™]

I'm amazed that CTU vehicles don't have transponders on them. I mean, really? No GPS tracking of their own vehicles?

[nursecindy]

Diva, I'll email you some tips.

[Cheesewiz]

Is this dragging on for anyone else. Is the show and hour and 20 minutes tonight?

[homeybeef]

Isn't 24 already like that X-Files episode/Groundhog Day? The same crap everyday?

[Kate]

That would make sense.

[Wes S.]

I think they just made MacGuffin Chloe's boss.

[Loudmouth]

Just shoot him Chloe.

[MartiniShark]

"Will you be able to accomplish a mission in the field with that titanium rod of your rectum?"

[Gennita Low]

Chloe is ousted!

[Cassie]

snork@homey

[Twoina]

Diva--I have diabetes, too--type 2. At least you have company.

[Cassie]

Castle in 20 minutes.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

"What Bauer is going will destroy the peace agreement."

YES!!! YESSSSSSS!!!! GO JACK!!!!!!!

[nursecindy]

Too much yack, yack, yack, on the show tonight.

[Wes S.]

Oh, so Chief MacGuffin is going to take the gloves off with Jack?

This ought to be funny.

[emj]

f*** u stupid director man

[Cheesewiz]

Taze him Chloe.

[Diva]

Please do, cindy.

Genn - that wasn't water, it was Kool-Aid.

[LeDud]

Is Mitch in Nashville ? That whole area looked bad. Hang in there.

[Bryan]

Blonde lady just had her contractually-obligated line for the season,

[Mitch]

"Discussing" a health condition with one's doctor does not sound promising.

[Cassie]

Time for Jack to pull that Phone Booth voice.

[Kate]

We want Jack to destroy the peace agreement, preferably with high explosives. Lots and lots of explosives.

[The Dead Henchman]

Uh-oh1 He a Level 8 now! Unrestricted! They're liable to call in an airstrike!

[Gennita Low]

Bwahaha, the couple counseling has begun!

[Diva]

Too much yack, yack, yack, on the show tonight.

Posted by: nursecindy | May 03, 2010 at 09:41 PM

And then too much "yak, yak, yak" in my bathroom after!!

[Loudmouth]

Cole is a crotch with no brain.

[Cheesewiz]

Switch to conspiratorial whispers.

[trustf8]

pants on fire

[Twoina]

Do these people ever go outside in the daytime? Really, really white white people.

[Wes S.]

So we have Russian agents trolling Arkansas looking for impressionable bad little girls to recruit?

Glad to see even Cole is having trouble believing that one...

[Formerly Woman President]

Sorry to hear you are taking care of Real Life, Dave (but I'm so glad you haven't grown up either). What could be more important than figuring out what the Russians will do with their Covert Assets?

[nursecindy]

She looks surprised that the engagement is over??

[MartiniShark]

I sweear I thought he was going to say "There is no Dana, only Zul!"

[Diva]

Yeah, I know, Mitch. I'm steeling myself.

Thanks for the solidarity, Two. There are a LOT of diabetics out here.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

I bet a gun is in there.

[funnyman]

"something funny?" asks Cole.

"That you believed me," laughs Dana.

SHe's playing Cole like an old fiddle.

Hopefully Cole will shoot her, smack her, or
tell Jack she has to go, as in Final Exit!!!

[LeDud]

I love Dana's smile. I won't sleep tonight

[Kate]

So much for a clean start...

[Wes S.]

Aha! The old "Flashbang in the safety deposit box" trick!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

That's one way to change how we bank in this country!

[Gennita Low]

The safe deposit box is the MacGuffin, isn't it?

[nursecindy]

Alrighty now! What a witch she is!

[homeybeef]

If anyone was surprised by that, then you just failed 24.

[Diva]

*pays tropic on the bet*

[Bryan]

Tense Music #19!

[Twoina]

Thank you, Brian. Here's two bullets for your trouble.

[Cheesewiz]

How is the video file undamaged?

[Wes S.]

Hmmph. Dana is an amateur.

Nina would have capped Cole in a New York minute.

[rockin01]

Wow- best acting Dana's done all season on the 911 call...

[The Dead Henchman]

I'm starting to like this girl...

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Starbuck can fake anything...

[Loudmouth]

Oh, she's a weasel extrordinaire.

[Gennita Low]

It's Chloe vs Bauer!

[emj]

Dana is 2 gud uv a terrible actor on TV. iz u confuzzled lyk me?

[Diva]

I miss Nina. Now THAT was one cold b!tch.

[Steve-O]

I wanted to type but my fingers fell asleep...

[LeDud]

Good point Cheesewiz. And Nursecindy, is it hygenic to stick money down your pants ?

[Gennita Low]

If they have a Level 8 to put on Bauer's status, do they have a Level 11?

[Mitch]

Yep. I live about 15 blocks from where the downtown Nashville, Cumberland River bank.

The cost of this flood to the city is going to be astronomical.

[Diva]

srsly, emj.

[MartiniShark]

Damn, Dana has undiluted freon running through her pulminary system. Wait a sec -- She looks familiar, I may have dated her . . .

[Gennita Low]

LeDud, Only if you're pole dancing.

[rockin01]

I AM the Gatekeeper!

[The Dead Henchman]

Yep, ol' Starbuck has got it going on...

[Gennita Low]

LeDud,

I meant Cole Dancing. I'm still asleep, sorry.

[nursecindy]

LeDud I guess it won't hurt you but the next person that gets the money might get some e-coli germs they weren't expecting.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Gennita: Sorry, only Spinal Tap can go to 11...

[funnyman]

Seriously, where does CTU NY find such incredibly moronic personnel, excluding Chloe?

Do they go to the local Burger King and just hire the graveyard shift?

[The Dead Henchman]

Saw another Good Guys promo.

Please, God, don't make me watch that show...

[Diva]

Only if it's wrapped in tinfoil, tropic.

[Loudmouth]

Chloe is back on Jack's side. Handbag's AH buddy is too slick to be right.

[Wes S.]

Why worry about Dana's money. You know she's gonna launder it anyway...

;)

[emj]

funnehman, tht wuld probs b da easiest way

[Steve-O]

I thought it was "some guy"

[Diva]

The writers have just surpassed my expectations for the season - they actually used "supposedly" correctly instead of "supposably."

[MartiniShark]

"We said "Supposedly" because he is under contract with Bank of America. It would void his endorsement deal."

[homeybeef]

If this show doesn't get better within the next 4-5 episodes, I'm done with it!

[trustf8]

i miss hastings

[Loudmouth]

Chloe is so going to go 100% NSA puke on his ass.