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Here is where we stand:

At the end of last week Jack finally caught up with Dana and -- while experiencing conflicting emotions including sorrow, remorse, anguish and a deep sense of unease caused by not going to the bathroom in nearly eight years -- shot her fatally at close range several times. (He also shot a NYPD officer in the foot, but he apologized.) Now Jack has the Secret Video That Could Change Everything and is on the run in full Rogue Mode, seeking justice and revenge while being pursued by the Russians, CTU and all branches of American law enforcement including the Coast Guard.

Edgar is still dead. I envy him,  because I'm still on book tour, currently on the West Coast. This means I will once again be unable to join you, although you all seem to do fine down there in the comments section. As always we will rely on The Amazing Steve to give us his analysis afterward. Meanwhile, here's a scientific poll:

Were you surprised when Jack shot Dana?
	No. He's JACK BAUER, for God's sake.
	Yes, because revenge is wrong, plus she was looking hot from the waterboarding.
	I thought he was going to kill her just by glaring hard.
	I hope he also shoots ex-president Handbag.
	Montpelier.
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Comments

[ASLSigner]

"We know exactly where Jack will be and when..." HAHAHAHAHAHHA! RIGHT!

[Greg]

Handbag is going to drag you all down Madamn President

[Jeff Meyerson]

She agreed to give Logan credit?

[Chris]

I REALLY hate ex-president hand-bag.

[tw]

No President ever negotiates these things in person...it's all done by their staffs, and the leaders swoop in at the end for the signing ceremony.

[MartiniShark]

well, he could use a new face . . .

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Can they smack each other? Until one or both passes out?

[The Dead Henchman]

What a weasel! I love him!

[Diva]

Cherry don't look happy.

[danceswithvowels]

Just one thing. We won't be able to "acquire" Jack in a "living" condition.

Oh, President Handbag. You have earned a great many thing.

[Twoina]

Handbag is just pissed because women are running the show.

[nursecindy]

It's fine on Internet Explorer now.

[homeybeef]

all better!

[funnyman]

President Woman President wants peace at ANY price.
Even if she has to kill half the world everybody to "achieve" it....

Reminds you of anybody???

[Diva]

Yay for the page flip!!!

[Meanie the Blue]

Andy's fix before 9:25 worked fine. Take off your strike-thru goggles.

[Loudmouth]

MWP should shoot Scumbag.

[Cassie]

Time for the Jackinator.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Can the assassin please take out all the perfume sprayers while they're at it? Please? They're SOOOO annoying!

[danceswithvowels]

Jack Jack Duck!

[Greg]

good on google chrome too

[LeDud]

They should have done this scene in a Walmart.

[Jeff Meyerson]

In case you aren't from New York, that was Macy's.

[The Dead Henchman]

There's about to be a severe Commie shortage. This being New York, they'll hardly be missed...

[Gennita Low]

This is the LONGEST peace agreement ever.

[nursecindy]

Looks like Jack is at Banana Republic now. Or maybe the Gap.

[Diva]

Must be something to do with Firefox's protocols.

[MartiniShark]

"Stand back, he's using a coupon -- repeat, HE'S USING A COUPON!"

[homeybeef]

I miss Aaron.

[funnyman]

Was that Arnold???

LOL, just kidding!

[Diva]

*SNORK* @ Sharkie!!!*

[KJP]

Okay, how the hell did he know where the sniper would be?

[ASLSigner]

Shootout in Misses! Cleanup on aisle 3!

[Jeff Meyerson]

Cleanup on aisle seven!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Just what Macy's needs...more dead bodies. I always said that would liven up the place...

[Gennita Low]

Jack is in the jeans dpt, guys! Perimeter around the jeans dpt!

[LeDud]

Jack 4 Russia 0

[Cheesewiz]

that actress needs to take diving lessons.

[Cassie]

Jack's on a killing spree. Wheee

[Diva]

Love how they come out straight-arm shooting. Stupid.

[tw]

What happened?

JACK BAUER happened!!!

[nursecindy]

Jeff, when's the last time you saw gunfire at Macys? I mean I could see it during a sale at Bloomingdales but Macys?

[emj]

NO! not the mannequin! take jack instead!

[rockin01]

What the hell just happened? Jack Bauer, that's what, beeeyotches!

[homeybeef]

Mr. Blond owns.

[MartiniShark]

Macy's will have a great "As-Is" sale this weekend.

[Diva]

Hey, at least SOMEONE started shooting.

[Gennita Low]

Told you guys, Russians are 0 for 2020 when it comes to bullets against Jack Bauer ;-).

[The Dead Henchman]

Jack Just Don't Care!

[Lairbo]

Clean up on aisle 3. Also clean up on aisle 5, 6 and 7...

[danceswithvowels]

I'll tell you what the hell just happened -- Jack just introduced your friends to the dark side of the turf.

[Diva]

cindy, I've only ever seen gunfire at the annual white sale. And maybe once at Filene's Basement.

[Meanie the Blue]

I hate when I miss Macy's One-Day Shootout!

[Jeff Meyerson]

My wife says: "Macy's but not in New York."

[Twoina]

I've totally forgotten why everyone is mad at Jack and what the big deal is right now. I'm so confus-ed.

[tw]

Here in Chicago, there's gunfire at Old Navy in the Loop about once a week.

[Cassie]

KJP,
That's where Jack would be if he were the sniper.

[Loudmouth]

The Bauer hit team.

[LeDud]

Was that guy and girl about to do it on a SHAVINGj add ?

[nursecindy]

NEVER tell Jack his credit card has been denied.

[MartiniShark]

"Miss, are there any evening gowns without powder burns?!"

[Gennita Low]

I'm going to complain about the bullet hole in my Macy merchandise that I just bought....

[funnyman]

ADVERTISERS ON DRUGS...

This is a razor that shoots waterballs at your face?
Give me a break!!!! And how many blades do ya really need??

Major Tom plays for an expensive, luxury sedan???
Yeah that works as well...you'll never see outta space in that buggy, but your expenses might be "out there"...

Megaphones for breakfast??

Advertisers, STOP USING DRUGS. WE CAN TELL!!!

[Loudmouth]

Russian hostage. Goody. Time for torture.

[Cassie]

So that's our intense 3 minutes?

[danceswithvowels]

Good job on all the aisle cleanups! Also, I'll bet the Russians would miss Aaron, too. If they were still alive.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Someone should
GET DOWN!
Before they get show!
LAY DOWN!
They better put their
HEADS DOWN
Or else it will be the end of their day...

Oops, sorry, the song is still in my head...

[ASLSigner]

...brings a new meaning to the term "Fire Sale"

[rockin01]

If this had happened in a Wal Mart, EVERYBODY would have been armed, LeDud

[danceswithvowels]

Handbag wants to tie one on.

[Diva]

"It's got bullet holes in it. Can I get it at half-price?"

[Jeff Meyerson]

At least we got a little Jack shooting action at last.

Doesn't President Woman get it: if she announces Logan was involved it's an impeachable offense.

[Cassie]

It's CYA time, soldier boy.

[MartiniShark]

Handbag in a grave situation? Run with that idea!

[Gennita Low]

Off-book resources are now offed.

[The Dead Henchman]

If Bauer gets Pavel to talk...? Hmmm...what are the chances of that?

[homeybeef]

They must kill the press secretary!

These guys a smrt!

[KJP]

So... Jack was setting them up all along? Just so he could shoot more guys?

Okay, I'll buy that.

[Greg]

Time for all of us unimportant characters to vanish from the magical place we all appeared from.

[Diva]

"You keep using that phrase. I do not think that phrase means what you think it means."

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Wrong premise:
Bauer = Circumstance

More like:
Bauer = Fate

[rockin01]

There were circumstances we coudln't have anticipated, namely Bauer: Line of the season!

[Jeff Meyerson]

Hello? He took out the whole Russian team. Do you really think Pillar is up to "neutralizing" Jack?

[Twoina]

Handbag is delusional. Doesn't he realize nobody likes him and they never will.

[Cassie]

Pavel won't talk.

[Diva]

Handbag in a grave situation? Run with that idea!

Posted by: MartiniShark | May 10, 2010 at 09:39 PM

Much better.

[danceswithvowels]

I put you at CTU for a reason, Jason.

Because I am a COMPLEAT HANDBAG!

[nursecindy]

Is he saying Jason has a little resource? That's not very nice.

[ASLSigner]

NEUTRALIZE Jack? What is he? Heartburn?

[Senex]

I have confidence President Handbag is going to straighten this mess out.

[The Dead Henchman]

`Gregory Itzin is brilliant. Please give this man a TV show!

[MartiniShark]

I'm going to put "tenacity" on my business card.

[Jeff Meyerson]

"We still have options."

If I was in your shoes I'd be...leaving!

[Cassie]

Perimeter! Drink!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

PERIMETER! DRINK!

[Cheesewiz]

perimeter!

[KJP]

Drink!

[Greg]

He's gone.

[Gennita Low]

Perimeter! DRINK!

[The Dead Henchman]

He's gonna remove all trace of the Russians? What's he gonna use, a hose?