24

Here is where we stand:

At the end of last week Jack finally caught up with Dana and -- while experiencing conflicting emotions including sorrow, remorse, anguish and a deep sense of unease caused by not going to the bathroom in nearly eight years -- shot her fatally at close range several times. (He also shot a NYPD officer in the foot, but he apologized.) Now Jack has the Secret Video That Could Change Everything and is on the run in full Rogue Mode, seeking justice and revenge while being pursued by the Russians, CTU and all branches of American law enforcement including the Coast Guard.

Edgar is still dead. I envy him,  because I'm still on book tour, currently on the West Coast. This means I will once again be unable to join you, although you all seem to do fine down there in the comments section. As always we will rely on The Amazing Steve to give us his analysis afterward. Meanwhile, here's a scientific poll:

Were you surprised when Jack shot Dana?
	No. He's JACK BAUER, for God's sake.
	Yes, because revenge is wrong, plus she was looking hot from the waterboarding.
	I thought he was going to kill her just by glaring hard.
	I hope he also shoots ex-president Handbag.
	Montpelier.
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Comments

[Twoina]

Pandas aren't bears. They're marsupials.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Can you believe that after 20 hours this is the best they can come up with? Logan and his Stooges (GNFARB) as the villains at CTU and the UN?

This is just sad.

[Diva]

yikes, genn - they make suger-free beer???

[KJP]

Hmm, that secure line wasn't very secure!

[MartiniShark]

Did handbag just say "wee-wee"? so typical.

[Gennita Low]

Dammit, they get all these neat conversations in minutes! Handbag and the Russian Prez sitting in a tree!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Okay, so now CTU has a mole that is directing a Russian hit team...well, all in a day's work!

[LeDud]

OOOOOOOOOO steamy room......

[Diva]

NICE windows!! WANT.

[homeybeef]

Well there was the special effects budget for the episode.

[danceswithvowels]

Chloe has the lipreading app.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Is that the Cone of Silence?

[Kate]

They didn't take Chloe's computer away? That was smart.

[jtd7]

How did this Pillar rise so high with out learning that you DON'T! PISS OFF! THE I.T. GUYS!

[tw]

There's a MOLE at the head of CTU....who woulda guessed????

[Jeff Meyerson]

*snooooooooooooooooooooooore*

[funnyman]

Ex-President Handbag...wasn't behind this???

I am confused...this non-plot makes as much sense as
our current weather...cold air and yet it's storming
like artic air met the hottest tropical heat wave.

Thanks alot, HAARP guys!

Go Chloe! You figured it out!!!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Help me, Arlo D2, you're my only hope.

[Cheesewiz]

Does Arlo have a tranq addiction?

[Greg]

Look at them! Sure enough their shadows were moving! That proves it to Arlo.

[danceswithvowels]

Arlo!

[The Dead Henchman]

Mobiel hotspot! More product placement!!

[KJP]

Ooh, a mobile hotspot! Is she also going to serve overpriced coffee?

[homeybeef]

ARLO'S BEING USEFUL! ARLO'S BEING USEFUL!!!

[Diva]

*SNORK* @ Andy!

funnyman - where are you? we're having the same weather.

[Gennita Low]

Damn, I need Chloe's alternate network!

[ASLSigner]

Sprint Mobile Hotspot! Product placement!

[Cassie]

Why not go to the server room, it's safe there? Various moles have been there.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

I think this Sprint branding of their mobile hotspot device...and the screens involved...would just scare the heck outta anyone non-technical...

[Loudmouth]

Oh, the cute little Sprinty Sprint Sprint gadget.

[MartiniShark]

I think they frosted that room like a beer mug.

[danceswithvowels]

Alternate Product Placement Hotspot!

[Jeff Meyerson]

Sharkie, the 'producer' says they couldn't figure out how to get the dead parole officer back into the story so he figured no one would notice the smell into hour 25.

How pathetic is that?

[Twoina]

Dang! TV computers are cool! They can do anything.

[LeDud]

This computer security has to be Kerbos. No other explanation.

[Gennita Low]

Cassie, you know that RWA has moved location to Orlando, right?

[homeybeef]

Cole: THE PROPHESY IS COMING TRUE!

[Cheesewiz]

Cue the wooden dialogue generator

[Cassie]

Yep, I know it's in Orlando, Gennita. Waiting for the registration to open up. :-D

[Jeff Meyerson]

Cole, you're fighting for Truth, Justice and teh AMerican Way.

Don't you know that?

[Diva]

Oy. FPJ drank the Kool-Aid™.

FPJ - I want you on your back, not your side.

Whoops. Did I just type that out loud?

[MartiniShark]

Wait, is he trying to say killing Dana was a bad thing? She was asking for it fifteen weeks hours ago.

[Diva]

SHARKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cassie]

Seiously Cole, Dana screwed you over so many times and you still care that she got executed? Dude, you have it bad.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Okay, so Chloe thinks to look into Jack's friends, but not the guy who REALLY wants to track him down?

[Greg]

Wasn't that a real Fox New Babe?

[danceswithvowels]

Strike one for FREEDOM! ;-)

[Diva]

*sighs and waits for the page to flip so the lines go away*

[MartiniShark]

Seriously, Jeff. I guess technically he is correct, but still . . .

[homeybeef]

you broke the blog

[Jeff Meyerson]

Where's Martha and her carving knife when we really need her?

"What about the voman?"

[Meanie the Blue]

Chloe, fix this!

[tw]

Help! The Blog is broken, and I can't get up!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Fixed?

[Diva]

dances - that's STRIKEOUT one for freedom. ;)

[nursecindy]

Did I miss anything other than Sharkie breaking the blog?

[Gennita Low]

Halllllo, Arlo's Balls in sight!

[LeDud]

CTU has SHUT US DOWN. Quick....hack the password file.

[MartiniShark]

seriously

[Jeff Meyerson]

uh oh Sharkie broke the blog!

[Diva]

*inserts "it" into t-dub's post* *snicker*

[Greg]

Is this a classified show? Are we all civilians?

[tw]

Actually, these crossed-out lines make me think that's what the writers should have done with a lot of this year's script!

[tropichunt.com guy™]

I hope that fixed it.

[KJP]

Praise Andy!

[danceswithvowels]

Text JACK for all-natural scene extenders!

[Gennita Low]

Yay, Cassie, can't wait to see you :). I have something for you...if I remember to bring it :).

[Diva]

Won't work, Andy. Judi has to do it.

[MartiniShark]

Guess that proves it -- I'm the mole of the blog.

[funnyman]

Diva, I'm in KC. It's like Monsoon season in a single day.

Jack pulls a gun on Madame President? On the preview
commercial he did...hmmm...

I smell another wormhole from LaGuardia to the White House!!!

[Jeff Meyerson]

No cindy, you missed nothing but the most pathetic 25 minutes of snore-inducing crap in 8 years.

[Gennita Low]

Have the IT guys broke this blog too? Let's set up our own network!

[danceswithvowels]

Just keep posting. The next page will be better.

Of course, the writerrz say that. A lot.

[LeDud]

I am laughing hard people. You guys are good. The strike through was genius

[Diva]

^5 funnyman! That's where I am! :D I didn't know there were any other Blogits here except Meditrina.

[tropichunt.com guy™]

judi, when you can, delete MartiniShark. With extreme prejudice...

[homeybeef]

I blame the Russians for this

[MartiniShark]

(damn spam verifyer on this thing!)

[nursecindy]

Does this mean we have to waterboard MartiniShark now?

[Diva]

Post

[Jeff Meyerson]

Mohammed el-Corey Feldman!

[Gennita Low]

The Russians would have struck out. You know they're 0 for 2000 against Jack.

[Greg]

Is anyone going to get shot this hour or not?

[Diva]

cindy, that's an excellent idea.

[Cassie]

Sweet, Gennita, can't wait.

[Diva]

Now I'm just posting to get the page to flip.

[MartiniShark]

Don't give her the idea Andy, she'll jump at the chance.

[Diva]

Post

[tropichunt.com guy™]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE PEACE TREATY!!!!

[KJP]

For what it's worth, Andy's fixed worked perfectly when I view the blog on Chrome or Safari.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Rite of Passage - you mean like a bar mitzvah?

[Diva]

PWP looks nervous.

[Loudmouth]

Why couldn't they have Capt. Janeway as president?

[tropichunt.com guy™]

Anything! Please, Jack, save us from this!

[danceswithvowels]

Yeah, they kinda, sorta made the posts more encapsulated, but they didn't do it right. They made it nearly impossible to inject fixes. FAIL is okay, tho.

[homeybeef]

is it over yet? (the episode/season/page)

[LeDud]

Did she just say "someone changed the verification" on this ????? Cmon writers....this is cruel.

[Diva]

KJP - that's weird. I use Firefox and can't see the fix.

[nursecindy]

Is it just me or is Logan's eyes getting bluer each week?

[Jeff Meyerson]

"reacquire" as in murder