THE LONG, UM, ARM OF THE LAW

Police barred from penis enlargement

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and Markus)

Comments

[Suzy Q]

This law really doesn't dick around.

[Steve Haller]

(quickly shifts post to new thread)

OT

For anyone who owns is owned by a cat, a dog or even an iguana: Rejoice! This is your day!

(Mine too)

/OT

[Cheesewiz]

"... penis gourds."

Maybe not my kind of article.

[Richard the Weasel-Hearted]

Reuters has got to be making this up. Otherwise, there'd be a rapidly expanding business here in importing 'leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree'.

[Elmo]

I've met a lot of cops that were egotesticle.....

[Meanie the Blue]

Gives "twirling the nightstick" a whole new image.

[insomniac]

law & gourder?

[Jeff Meyerson]

An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.

And we all know guys are very honest when it comes to their (ahem) organs, right Siouxie?

The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training,"

Especially during jumping jacks.

Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.

Great b@lls of fire!

Although it also brings "All Shook Up" to mind.

[padraig]

I'll NEVER make the squad now! I swear I'm 100% natural! Oh why won't ANYone believe me!?

[trustf8]

...so i guess HE need not apply...

[Horace LaBadie]

Prospective officer, weighing the two options: Police force application, penis enlargement. Police force application, penis enlargement. See ya!

[Meanie the Blue]

Let's be careful out down there.

[Horace LaBadie]

"...like being stung by a bee."

Is that a hive in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

[nursecindy]

Quit worrying padraig. I'm sure they'll believe you. I cannot imagine a man putting something itchy down around that. ( I hope that sentence sounds better after it's posted than it does now)

[Meanie the Blue]

If it's "itchy down around that", then you're hanging (as it were) with the wrong crowd.

[Elon]

Richard, search Google. There is an import business now. Gatal-Gatal spam should start appearing in your inbox by tomorrow.

[LeDud]

A good tie in with 24 and the Jakarta police:

THE RODS.

[Ralph]

Leaves from the Itchy Tree WBAGNFARB.

[oldmanatee]

Is this part of the penile code?

[Phil]

It gives a who;e new meaning to 'nightstick'.

[SW]

Don't gatal-gatal me, bro!

[SW]

Who's the Indonesian d*ck
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
SHAFT!
Ya damn right!
What's with the gourd?
No I don't believe a single word...
SHAFT!
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When it's itchy-itchy all about his
SHAFT!
Right On!
They say this cat's Shaft has been stung by a bee
But I hear different - it's from a tree
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout his Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

[JEC]

That explains the re-surgence of private dicks.

[Meanie the Blue]

*Snorks@BadmuthaSW!*

[Siouxie]

LMAO Stevie!

Jeff - this is why I always carry a measuring device.

[Hammond Rye]

*Waves @ Siouxie!!!* Belated RBR concert (DC) review. "They don't suck!"

Got to meet Dave and most of the other authors. As a bonus, got to meet Gene W. and congratulate him on his second Pulitzer. Outstanding night.

[Siouxie]

*WAVES @ Hammie!!!* and where are your photos???? hmmm???