THE APOCALYPSE IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER
(Thanks to Steve Huete, Michael Ester and the luscious Craig Ferguson)
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April 22, 2010
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I can't help but wonder how much they paid Emma Thompson to take that poor sheep/pig to a premiere?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 22, 2010 at 02:10 PM
first to sing,
"Sheepy pig, sheepy pig
Does whatever a sheepy pig does..."
Posted by: padraig | April 22, 2010 at 02:19 PM
You can shear a pig many times, butt you can only skin it once.
Posted by: bonmot | April 22, 2010 at 02:22 PM
Uberschwein!
Posted by: bonmot | April 22, 2010 at 02:23 PM
Public Service Announcement:
Sometimes things get a bit muddled around here.
The headline is supposed to read:
THE APOCALYPSE IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER
The subheadline was supposed to be:
The Remainders Are On Tour
You are welcome...
Posted by: jamester | April 22, 2010 at 02:32 PM
The Austrians thought they were makin'
a sheep that was flavored with bacon.
A delectable lamb,
to go with mint jam.
But the Brits knew the hogs were just fakin'.
Posted by: bonmot | April 22, 2010 at 02:36 PM
Mary had a little lamb
But it turned out to be a ham!
Mary didn't give a dam
She loved him anyway.
Then one day, "Baaaa" said the pet,
The next day all it said was "Oink"
So Mary told him "Better yet -
I wanna hear a "Boink!"
So Mary loves her boinkin' lamb
Or boinkin' pig
Her 'half-lamb/ham!
He likes it when she calls him "Shig"
He boinks: "I love ewe, too".
Posted by: trustf8 | April 22, 2010 at 02:53 PM
If you're hearing boinks your neighbors are having more fun than you are.
Posted by: CJrun | April 22, 2010 at 03:06 PM
"Zo, Herr Kirchenkuchen, juzz how did you breed zee scheepschwein?"
"Really, there's mutton to it!"
Posted by: bonmot | April 22, 2010 at 03:08 PM
Babe?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 22, 2010 at 03:16 PM
The source of Lingerie League footballs.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 22, 2010 at 03:28 PM
At-whaaaa e-thaaaa uck-faaaaaa?
(Lamb Latin)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 22, 2010 at 03:47 PM
it's baaaacon!
oh crap.
mutton.
Posted by: queensbee | April 22, 2010 at 03:51 PM
For the second time today I am forced to express my agreement with a blog posting. Yes, Craig Ferguson IS luscious.
Posted by: funniegrrl | April 22, 2010 at 04:13 PM
O'er the ham parts we watched....
Posted by: Ralph | April 22, 2010 at 05:23 PM
*snork* @ Ralph
Posted by: bonmot | April 22, 2010 at 05:25 PM
Emma looks good, but who's that pig she's with?
Looks like a big, fat paint roller.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 22, 2010 at 05:27 PM
Mary had a little pig.
At least they told her so.
With fleece just like a powdered whig,
the pig could handle snow!
Posted by: bonmot | April 22, 2010 at 05:36 PM
It can knit its own booties for the pork chops.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | April 22, 2010 at 06:30 PM
Yes H la B - what we all want to know is what it tastes like. A bit like chicken maybe?
Posted by: Phill McAvity | April 22, 2010 at 11:32 PM
...and we can braid its wool into pigtails.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | April 22, 2010 at 11:34 PM