POLICE ARE COMBING THE AREA
Hairless Robber Still On the Loose
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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April 12, 2010
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I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here. Any chance this guy had attended the Man Expo in Salt Lake?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 12, 2010 at 01:47 PM
Police are combing thru facts
Of all the robber's attacks.
There's not a hair trace
'Cuz there's none on his face
Butt: Has he been waxed to the max?
Posted by: trustf8 | April 12, 2010 at 01:53 PM
OK, I'm looking at the picture, particularly the sunglasses, and trying to figure out how they knew he doesn't have eyebrows.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 12, 2010 at 01:53 PM
Oh, where is my hairbrush....
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 12, 2010 at 01:59 PM
I wondered the same thing Layzeeboy. Also about the baldness since he had a hoodie on.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 12, 2010 at 02:00 PM
I agree with Lazy and nc. How can you assess hairlessness in a shaded and hooded condition? Even more puzzling, how can you look at someone and know how much he weighs?
*quickly puts on burkha*
Posted by: NotSherly | April 12, 2010 at 02:18 PM
Does he also wax his nose hair?
Posted by: Siouxie | April 12, 2010 at 02:19 PM
The police had nair-y a clue about the man's identity.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 12, 2010 at 02:28 PM
While the robberies have waxed & waned, this is apphairently not his first brush with the law.
Posted by: trustf8 | April 12, 2010 at 02:37 PM
Completely hairless? NTTAWT, but, how do they know?
Posted by: wiredog | April 12, 2010 at 02:39 PM
Is there a pattern to this male baldness?
Posted by: bonmot | April 12, 2010 at 02:52 PM
ugh! but seriously folks, how can anybody tell if he has eyebrows and hair when wearing sunglasses and hoodie? cops- you might wanna rethink that description.
Posted by: queensbee | April 12, 2010 at 02:56 PM
NMUA - I gave it to the peach.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | April 12, 2010 at 03:08 PM
Good one, trustf8!
A robber in search of some loot,
thought his disguise should not be hirsute.
When it came to his face,
he left nair-y a trace.
That's how he evaded pursuit.
Posted by: bonmot | April 12, 2010 at 03:12 PM
Trying to get enough money together for eyebrow plugs.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 12, 2010 at 05:14 PM
Babies haven't any hair:
Old men's heads are just as bare;
From the cradle to the grave
Lies a haircut and a shave.
~Samuel Goodman Hoffenstein
There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. ~Martial
I'm not offended by all the dumb-blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. ~Dolly Parton
Posted by: LeDud | April 12, 2010 at 05:25 PM
Does anyone know if Seal has an alibi?
Posted by: Madsci | April 12, 2010 at 11:36 PM