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April 28, 2010

MOM OF THE YEAR

Helping a group of Girl Scouts earn their "Safety First" merit badges.

(Thanks to Russell Mc)

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This is pointless

Amateur. Try doing that with machetes.

From scimitar hurlin' moms to Gubners blastin' coyotes: Don't mess with Texas!

It's all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out.

Let's see her back up another 10 feet!
Bet those girls had nightmares for years.

Happy birthday, Cindy.

Not the sharpest knife in ... um .... nevermind.

OT/

My crapcam photos of last Saturday's RBR Boston show are right here!

Great pictures, Layzee!!!

"M" is for the Molesting she gave me,
"O" means i can't wait til she grows Old,
"T" is for the tears I shed: "PLease! Save Me!
"H" is for her Hellish Heart: So Cold,
"E" is for her Eyes, with Evil shining,
"R" means Rat!, and Rat, she'll always be,
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER,"
A word that sent me into therapy.

Sometime in the fifties safety-conscious people realized back yard knife throwing wasn't all fun and games, so they came out with Lawn Darts.

Oh, your Mom, babe, takes from the sheath, dear
As she throws them, you turn white
Just some jackknives past your teeth, babe
And she knows they, ah, they excite
Ya know when that Mom's tight on vermouth, babe
Scar-filled panic starts to spread
Chancy moves, oh, may lead to death, babe
No don't ever, ever, ever shake your head

HUGE applause @ Meanie!

Scout badges? For surviving? For Not Running Like Hell? For The Neighbors Who Don't Go to the Police?

Dear Mommy, don't slice me to shreds
I'm petrified you will behead
Either Me or my sister today
Or Daddy if you had your way
We fear you and shake in our beds

you dood it again, meanie!

I hope little Courtney and Britney turned out ok...

It was the fifties, nothing ever went wrong.

She was the original 'Beaver Cleaver'.

Thanks Elon. I'll bet when she told you to eat your vegetables you did. Even if they were beets.

*applause* for Meanie! Mommy looks way too uptight to have gotten into the Vermouth, though. Am I the only one who immediately though, "Joan Crawford"?

I got a bad feeling about this...

I wouldn't trust my 3 year old grandson to hold still for more than a nanosecond. This film gave me an idea where we've been going wrong. One miss and maybe he'd learn.

My first thought was, "What could possibly go wrong?" Try something like this today and the little brats would tell their teacher and you would go to jail AND be on the front page of the newspaper.

*GeezerSnork @ Ed Ames*

Slightly OT/
The Boy Scouts have introduced a badge for Video games! If they had that sort of thing when I was a Tenderfoot I would have lasted more than two years!
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