MOM OF THE YEAR
Helping a group of Girl Scouts earn their "Safety First" merit badges.
(Thanks to Russell Mc)
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April 28, 2010
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This is pointless
Posted by: Troy | April 28, 2010 at 02:24 PM
Amateur. Try doing that with machetes.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2010 at 02:25 PM
From scimitar hurlin' moms to Gubners blastin' coyotes: Don't mess with Texas!
Posted by: bonmot | April 28, 2010 at 02:47 PM
It's all fun and games until someone pokes an eye out.
Posted by: Elon | April 28, 2010 at 02:52 PM
Let's see her back up another 10 feet!
Bet those girls had nightmares for years.
Posted by: jon | April 28, 2010 at 02:55 PM
Happy birthday, Cindy.
Posted by: Elon | April 28, 2010 at 02:55 PM
Not the sharpest knife in ... um .... nevermind.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2010 at 03:03 PM
OT/
My crapcam photos of last Saturday's RBR Boston show are right here!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | April 28, 2010 at 03:05 PM
Great pictures, Layzee!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2010 at 03:11 PM
"M" is for the Molesting she gave me,
"O" means i can't wait til she grows Old,
"T" is for the tears I shed: "PLease! Save Me!
"H" is for her Hellish Heart: So Cold,
"E" is for her Eyes, with Evil shining,
"R" means Rat!, and Rat, she'll always be,
Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER,"
A word that sent me into therapy.
Posted by: trustf8 | April 28, 2010 at 03:16 PM
Sometime in the fifties safety-conscious people realized back yard knife throwing wasn't all fun and games, so they came out with Lawn Darts.
Posted by: Clankie | April 28, 2010 at 03:21 PM
Oh, your Mom, babe, takes from the sheath, dear
As she throws them, you turn white
Just some jackknives past your teeth, babe
And she knows they, ah, they excite
Ya know when that Mom's tight on vermouth, babe
Scar-filled panic starts to spread
Chancy moves, oh, may lead to death, babe
No don't ever, ever, ever shake your head
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2010 at 03:42 PM
HUGE applause @ Meanie!
Scout badges? For surviving? For Not Running Like Hell? For The Neighbors Who Don't Go to the Police?
Posted by: Tash | April 28, 2010 at 03:48 PM
Dear Mommy, don't slice me to shreds
I'm petrified you will behead
Either Me or my sister today
Or Daddy if you had your way
We fear you and shake in our beds
Posted by: Coconuts | April 28, 2010 at 03:52 PM
you dood it again, meanie!
Posted by: queensbee | April 28, 2010 at 03:53 PM
I hope little Courtney and Britney turned out ok...
Posted by: padraig | April 28, 2010 at 04:14 PM
It was the fifties, nothing ever went wrong.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | April 28, 2010 at 05:46 PM
She was the original 'Beaver Cleaver'.
Posted by: trustf8 | April 28, 2010 at 06:05 PM
Thanks Elon. I'll bet when she told you to eat your vegetables you did. Even if they were beets.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2010 at 06:34 PM
*applause* for Meanie! Mommy looks way too uptight to have gotten into the Vermouth, though. Am I the only one who immediately though, "Joan Crawford"?
Posted by: Guin | April 28, 2010 at 06:50 PM
I got a bad feeling about this...
Posted by: Ed Ames | April 28, 2010 at 07:30 PM
I wouldn't trust my 3 year old grandson to hold still for more than a nanosecond. This film gave me an idea where we've been going wrong. One miss and maybe he'd learn.
Posted by: Steve | April 28, 2010 at 08:18 PM
My first thought was, "What could possibly go wrong?" Try something like this today and the little brats would tell their teacher and you would go to jail AND be on the front page of the newspaper.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2010 at 08:39 PM
*GeezerSnork @ Ed Ames*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2010 at 08:52 PM
Slightly OT/
The Boy Scouts have introduced a badge for Video games! If they had that sort of thing when I was a Tenderfoot I would have lasted more than two years!
End OT/
Posted by: AlanBoss | April 29, 2010 at 01:48 AM