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Ummmm . . . I think we did this one already.
Posted by: bonmot | April 28, 2010 at 11:20 AM
*offers to help judi brush up her resume*
Posted by: djtonyb | April 28, 2010 at 11:21 AM
rut roh....judi?? Time to pack those bags.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2010 at 11:22 AM
owwwwwwwwww. sorry guys
Posted by: queensbee | April 28, 2010 at 11:23 AM
Ouch! Interesting emergency room drama.
Posted by: Theresa | April 28, 2010 at 11:32 AM
I think it's a story worth looking at again. I remember reading it but not on this blog. I'd like to know what other methods they used to 'free' him before getting that rather large grinder out. ( I really don't care but I love to see the guys squirm) Also you can tell a man wrote this article since he refers to his penis in the third person.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2010 at 11:37 AM
Is the phrase "Do not click here" intended to be rhyming slang?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 28, 2010 at 11:37 AM
Wouldn't have mattered if they'd had a little "slip" with the cutting blade; the patient obviously wasn't getting much enjoyment out of his own "tool" anyway.
Not if he was looking for love in such a wrong place...
Posted by: Wes S. | April 28, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Paramedics don't charge for this; they only take tips.
Posted by: bonmot | April 28, 2010 at 12:08 PM
Circumscribed with a circular saw!
Posted by: bonmot | April 28, 2010 at 12:09 PM
Similar story: a family friend supplied his friend the ER doc with an angle grinder and the expertise to use it to remove an outer bearing race (basically, a ring of hardened steel) from an, ah, unfortunate experimenter in male autoeroticism.
Posted by: Affenschmidt | April 28, 2010 at 12:11 PM
OT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CINDY!!!!!
The spankings will now begin!
/OT
Posted by: Siouxie | April 28, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Ferrous toolers stay off.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2010 at 12:19 PM
I get to smack nc? I'm IN!
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: bonmot | April 28, 2010 at 12:24 PM
Happy nth Birthday, NC!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | April 28, 2010 at 12:25 PM
Gets in line to spank nc...
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | April 28, 2010 at 12:58 PM
Thanks everyone! You've made my day.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2010 at 01:15 PM
Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Steve | April 28, 2010 at 01:32 PM
Happy Birthday, NC!
Posted by: NotSherly | April 28, 2010 at 03:02 PM
Cindy, did you see the vid I posted back on the Bali thread? You might want to head there for your birthday celebration...
Posted by: Steve Haller | April 28, 2010 at 03:09 PM
*sends NC some champagne*
Enjoy!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Posted by: Tash | April 28, 2010 at 03:51 PM
Thanks again to everyone. I saw the cowboys and I'm waiting for them to show up at the door.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2010 at 03:52 PM
Heh. No explanation for how the guy's penis ended up in the pipe, eh?
Snort.
Posted by: KLB | April 28, 2010 at 04:57 PM
" Bruised and Swollen ", eh ... ? I think that's how they described Al Franken after his grueling 2008 Senate campaign.
Posted by: Clankie | April 28, 2010 at 05:04 PM
A cutting torch would be faster, and you could blame any damage on a hot date. You could also use liquid nitrogen to make it brittle, and break it off. I vaguely recall a movie about that; I think it was called "Freeze Willy."
Posted by: Ralph | April 28, 2010 at 08:15 PM
LTTP as usual -- where is it?
Happy Birthday, nc!
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | April 28, 2010 at 09:01 PM
Don't worry, we won't.
Posted by: MKJ imitator | April 28, 2010 at 10:43 PM
I'll add my own "Happy Birthday" to the list, NurseC.
I get to celebrate mine tomorrow. Or today, since most of you are on the East Coast...
Posted by: Wes S. | April 29, 2010 at 12:33 AM
This man loved his work. Literally.
So the new foreman said to the crew "Men, today we lay pipe..."
Happy B-Day, Nurse C!!!
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 29, 2010 at 12:47 AM
Happy Birthday, Wes!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | April 29, 2010 at 10:12 AM