BECAUSE ONE JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKE ENOUGH
(Thanks to Todd Clarke)
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April 26, 2010
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Mothballs and martinis are like breasts;
one is too few and three are too many.
Posted by: Myrna Loy | April 26, 2010 at 11:41 AM
I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
Posted by: Dorothy Parker | April 26, 2010 at 12:09 PM
Tee many tarmoonies, Dot.
Posted by: MOTW | April 26, 2010 at 01:37 PM
Mothballs have many uses. I had a skunk move into the crawl space under my office once, with the expected complications.
Long story short, two boxes of mothballs scattered around the space ran my skunk off. I still had to contend with the naptha smell but there are worse things.
Posted by: Steve | April 26, 2010 at 01:40 PM
I once sprinkled moth balls down tunnels to repel/kill the moles that were creating an underground transit system in our yard. The next day I found the tunnels still there with rings of moth balls around the entrances.
Cats are still the best way to get rid of moles.
Posted by: NotSherly | April 26, 2010 at 02:10 PM
Moth balls are made of napthalene (not so much, anymore), or para-dichlorobenzene. I bet I know which one Para mothballs are made of...
Still funny, though.
Posted by: Gary | April 26, 2010 at 02:22 PM
Mothball/martinis - Whatever you do, do NOT, mix the two up.
Posted by: Siouxie | April 26, 2010 at 02:23 PM