Here is where we stand:
We honestly have no idea. Last week the plot collapsed like a lawn chair under a Harley owner. Consider:
-- We no longer have to worry about the dirty bomb made from the Lethal Atomic Rods of Doom, because the terrorists traded it for President Sham.
-- And we no longer have to worry about Agent Dana Walsh, because CTU finally figured out that she's a mole, possibly because she devoted her entire working day to killing people and making phone calls to terrorists.
-- Finally, we don't have to worry about Edgar, because he is still dead.
So as far as we can tell, the only thing left to worry about is the Peace Process, which is a big deal to President Woman President, but which we frankly do not care about. We prefer the Violence Process, wherein Jack Bauer, having overcome numerous fatal wounds, engages hostiles by shooting them and/or impaling them with screwdrivers.
The question is, which hostiles are next on the agenda? We're thinking it's the Russians, who popped up briefly last week. Also disgraced former President Handbag Logan apparently is going to make an appearance this week, although we have no idea why. Maybe tonight's episode will clear things up. Although we doubt it. Be sure to stick around in the comments afterward for keen observations by The Amazing Steve. Meanwhile, here's a scientific poll:
UPDATE: Is there ANYBODY who's not working for the terrorists?
UPDATE: Never trust a bald Russian.
UPDATE: "What is it that you wish to talk to me about?" Who writes this stuff?
UPDATE: This here is some Mel O'Drama.
UPDATE: So... President Sham's widow can just decide she's running the country now? Democracy!
UPDATE: CHLOE IS IN CHARGE!! GET OUT THE TASERS, BABY!!!
UPDATE: They are so high over the shark now that they can't even SEE the shark.
UPDATE: Does Hastings know he still has that idiot Bluetooth thing in his ear?
UPDATE: I can't believe Jack was able to execute a kiss without first downloading the schematics.
UPDATE: Jack apparently is not suffering too much from his stab and bullet wounds.
UPDATE: Was that SEX???
UPDATE: OK, can ANYBODY explain why we care so much about the Peace Process? No? I didn't think so.
UPDATE: I think they should go back to the Sex Process.
UPDATE: "...what an honor it has been to serve with each and every one of you. Even the 17 of you who are moles."
UPDATE: Get the jumper cables!
UPDATE: They need a bigger table.
UPDATE: Hey, if you can't trust a lying criminal scumball who won't tell you what he plans to do, who can you trust?
UPDATE: Jack and Renee shot each other several times in intimate places.
UPDATE: I've had NYC cab drivers like that.
UPDATE: It seems like only yesterday that Renee was young and vibrant and cutting off that guy's thumb.
UPDATE: Jack vs. Dana. Hot. Take it, The Amazing Steve.