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March 25, 2010

WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE WEARING?

Oh.

(Thanks to Josh)

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Ok...eww

The web site address was not in the story! Shoddy reporting!

What Siouxie said.

It is not clear what compromises the concoction but it is advertised as being a "slightly yellow, desirable substance" that contains "more organic content."

Add ick.

Gives a whole new meaning to "Scent of a Woman," doesn't it?

I'm not going to touch this...uh...I mean I'm not going to get into it...um...it's just that it's so screwed...er...

I'm clamming up now...oh jeez...

Whoo-ah!

Does anyone else smell canned tuna?

DING DING DING DING DING!!! The dawg wins!

Took too long for a fish/smell joke. You guys are slackin'!!!

God, to Adam: "Where's Eve?"

"She's in the river, bathing."

"Oh great. Now we'll never get the smell out of the fish."

Side effects include water retention, cramps and violent mood swings.

Smells like teen spirit... for an old guy.

Here's the site http://www.smellmeand.com/en/ (sent it in last week.)

"smell me and cum"?

Yuck.

*wonders if they make one of those Christmas tree scent thingies for the car*

no comment.

"It is not clear what compromises the concoction."

Not only is the story about a, shall we say, dubious product, but the writer is having a little problem with word choice...

Somebody needs to let them know that April Fool's Day is NEXT week. This can't be real!

I'm sure it is probably cactus paint. Did you see Return to me? Or are you still bcak in the dark ages?

They made a perfume that smells like a car?

Oh, wait...

My dogs insist on smelling that with every female visitor that walks through the door. I've been telling them (the dogs) that if I can't do it they can't either!
For some reason the better half is not amused with this comment.

"Her name rhymes with a female body part . . . 'Mulva' . . ."?

"Honest honey, I haven't been cheating on you. I just walked into a department store at the mall and this is what I got sprayed me with!"

"Uh. Huh." *WHAP*

*snork* @ fivver!

Likely story!


Perhaps to accompany this:
http://www.pussydrinks.co.uk/home.html

So now Yoni is toney?

Affenschmidt, personally I think that was a Freudian slip on the reporter's part to a more particularly appropriate word. ><

DIS.GUS.TING.

talk about p*ssy galore... never mind.

A "slightly yellow, desirable substance" = yeast?

Wasn't this the same company that last year produced "Schlong Splash?"

that is an odd statement: I always think of yellow in term of sight. I want to be anything yellow, as we have promise of the abundant life. I want to see as the yellow fly I saw! truly saw a yellow fly.

Shouldn't this be an aftershave?

can 'ass' be far behind? get it? behind?

Tnx, bonmot ... that's about the first (well, mebbe second) thot I had, upon readin' the "story" ...

A late lol to all (well most) of the above comments.

Does it come in a spray?

Portnoy's girlfriend was way ahead of her time, it seems...

Personally, I've always preferred women that I can't smell from a distance.

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