WE USED TO JUST HOPE FOR THOSE LITTLE PLASTIC WINGS
An investigation is underway¹ into why a young child, apparently under an adult's supervision, was allowed to direct air traffic at New York City's John F. Kennedy International Airport, U.S. authorities said on Wednesday.
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, Siouxie, and Schadeboy)
¹ Or, in English, under way.
UPDATE: Here's the recording.
UPDATE: Child air traffic controller #2.