OSCARS UPDATE

I'm back from the Academy Awards. Probably you want to know what it was like "behind the scenes." I'll tell you what it was like: glamorous. Here are some exclusive photos from inside the Kodak Theater.

Here's the sign over my parking space. Sometimes I would linger under my sign in case famous movie stars passed by and suddenly realized who I was, but this never happened.

There is a strict snack-food status hierarchy at the Oscars. Not everybody is allowed into every refrigerator.

I don't know what went on inside this dressing room, and I don't want to know.

Of course the most exciting moment of any Academy Awards is when you first set foot on the famous red carpet.

Comments

[Jeff Van Zandt]

Were you under the snuggy blanket btwn Alec & Steve? I thought I recognized the shape of your head...

[queensbee]

I. am. impressed.
(well, not really....)

[nursecindy]

I hope Julia Roberts,Meryl Streep,and Penelope Cruz didn't bother you too much Dave. btw, the jokes were wonderful.

[wiredog]

Please tell me you brought the sign home.

[wiredog]

Did you go hot-tubbing with with any Kardashian sisters or other celebrities?

[nursecindy]

I thought the same thing wiredog. I would have it over my garage.

[Siouxie]

Wow! Your own parking sign. Looks like it was quite glamorous, Dave. Did George Clooney use that toilet??

[WriterDude]

No doubt you and all the other "sickly little mole people" were treated well, as evidenced by the parking space alone. Oh, and the red carpet, of course.

[queensbee]

how many parking spots did you have? that sign is HUUUUGE!!
I didnt watch the show. i hate that stuff. i didnt even know who won until i read it this morning. but goodie on em.

[Mad Librarian]

Was that an official Academy Awards restroom? I expected something a little more posh. And as a highly skilled former custodian, I have to say the grout on that floor looks NASTY.

[Meanie the Blue]

I'll bet the paparazzi were all over Dave in that red carpet area.

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Was that an official Academy Awards restroom? I expected something a little more posh.
Posted by: Mad Librarian

A Posh bathroom? I suppose if I really had to go...

[Not My Usual Alias]

Did you have to photoshop out the sign that said "All employees must wash their hands before returning to work"?

[Clankazoid]

They had a red carpet around the Joke Writer's hot tub ?

[Layzeeboy]

VERY cool, Dave. Thanks for sharing.

[nursecindy]

Siouxie! Wiredog posted another picture of you-know-who!!!

[Horace LaBadie]

They didn't send a limo for Dave? Only talent get the star treatment, I guess. I'm surprised that Dave didn't try to score with some of those crossover dancers.

[CJrun]

Not to worry, ladies; Trophy Girls are welcome in my fridge. Matter of fact, there may be one or two in there!

[Jazzzz]

Meanie, there was something all over Dave there, but it requires antibiotics.

[bonmot]

Hollywood is so out of step with America.

They hang their tp "under" for chrissakes.

[NotSherly]

That sign is better than anything you could have gotten in a gift-basket.

[Punkin]

I bet Clooney had his own personal bathroom - and someone to hold & shake for him.

[russellmc]

Obviously not a Congressionally approved "Wide Stance" red carpet

[nursecindy]

Punkin would you have volunteered to be Clooney's shaker? I hope Dave didn't have to do that for Mr. Steve Martin.

[Loudmouth]

Only for his salad cindy.

[Lairbo]

That craft services sign didn't mention trophy wives. Are they allowed?

[Meanie the Blue]

Nothing butt the finest accommodeations for a star of Dave's stature.

[Steve]

It looked to me like the parking spot was the "wide stance" in that series. How wide was that car Dave drove?

[trustf8]

Objects in Rear View Mirror May Appear LARGER Than They Are

[nursecindy]

I would shake Mr. Steve Martin's salad. If he sang 'King Tut' for me first.

[ausscyn]

Those jokes were so dead they can't be called jokes. Classless, lame, stinko - one of the worst Oscars. Too bad Hollywood Squares isn't on anymore so that Bruce would have a steady job.

[nursecindy]

Perhaps if Mr. Steve Martin knew I was related to Earl Scruggs? AND I heard him play the banjo many times as a child. I, on the other hand, couldn't play a banjo if my life depended on it so it must skip generations. He grew up not far from where I live. Bluegrass is very big here in Shelby, NC.

[rubreg]

harrharr - best Oscar recap ever.
*wonders about the grade of homemadeness of that car park sign*

[Siouxie]

I won't be joining the 24 festivities tonight...my girls are home for Spring Break and I will be watching with them. I'll read up tomorrow!!

Have fun!!!

[Okie Down Under]

Only Dave's crap cam could have captured the red carpet zone's ambiance. I assume with the dual disability bars, and possibly air bags, this was reserved for joke writers?

[Kristina L.]

The red carpet shot is funny!

[cheryl howard]

I posted, but apparently it passed over to the giant inflatable beaver.