OH, SHUT UP

...help is on the way with Weiss's new handbook Eco-Sex, which leaves no stone unturned in its mission to bring the bedroom front and center into the battle to save the planet.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Comments

[Allen at Division]

Oh, look, I'm a perfect TEN... *S*

[Punkin]

HAND CRANKED?????????????????

[Vampire Penguin]

The price of organically grown cucumbers is already too high. This won't help.

[Steve]

I believe it was Woody Allen who, when asked if sex was "dirty", replied, "It is if you do it right".

[trustf8]

"The No. 1 thing people can do to be an eco-sexual is to have fewer kids, or have none at all"

...butt wouldn't raw sex produce more kids?

[bonmot]

. . . said Weiss, who is childless . . .

You mean barren, like her soul? At least she's voluntarily taking her deluded self-righteous genes out of the pool.

[mudstuffin]

bamboo underwear? umm, no thanks.

[Siouxie]

My thoughts exactly, BFF!!

Whatsoever will I do with all the extra batteries????

[Mary]

I thought it might be places to do it outside in the environment...environmentally friendly, you know?

[OC Dolphin]

"In the valley of the jolly - ho,ho,ho - green giant."

[Siouxie]

Tree hugginghumping??

[Allen at Division]

Why was the Green Giant always so jolly? Well, he did have the three hoes...

[nursecindy]

I'll bet she's just a riot to be around. Of course her books will be printed only on recycled paper with eco friendly ink right? I have a feeling the reason she's childless is because no one in their right mind would be able to listen to her dribble long enough to have anything to do with her.

[Mot the Hoople]

Is marriage between neophytes permitted in the USA?

[nursecindy]

dribble, drivel add stupidity. In some states it is Mot.

[Wes S.]

"Got wood?" Sorry, best I can come up with...

...My workplace requires everyone sending an e-mail to attach a postscript cautioning the sender to think twice before printing it out, to save paper and thus trees. They're also encouraging employees to add their own pro-environmental messages.

Sadly, my suggestion of "Earth First; we'll strip-mine the other planets later" was turned down.

[NotSherly]

Woman, "Honey, we're going to have green sex tonight."
Man, "Oh good, jello!"

[wiredog]

Wes, that's my sig at HuSi, has been for years.

There's also
"Reunite Gondwanaland!
Stop the Laurasian Separatists!"

[insomniac]

i can screw greenly now
the shame is gone
all of my s*x toys make
al gore cheer!
gone are the plastic dolls
but i don't mind
it's going to be a quite (quite)
eco-fun, too friendly day!

i can see plainly that
'synthetic's bad
now my new dungeon
decor is 'de sade'
bamboo is good for undies
or a spanking rod
it's going to be a quite(quite)
eco-fun, too friendly day!

[bonmot]

*snork* @ Wes S.

[Siouxie]

LOL good one, insom!

*sharpens bamboo spanking rod*

snap!

[Layzeeboy]

I was always under the impression that if it's green you shouldn't be having sex with it.

[MickeyMouse]

no muss no fuss

[wiredog]

A much better read, about sex, from the NY Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/01/05/books/50-million-frenchmen-can-t-be-wrong.html

"Until now I had thought cassolette involved rabbit and white beans."

"The section on la petite mort -- ''the little death'' -- is an alarming prospect and basis enough for an entire Woody Allen movie."

[Loudmouth]

That's full strength, all organic horse manure.

You ladies will have to take your solar powered toys outside. Experience nature first hand.

[MickeyMouse]

nothing like, the real human.

[Suzy Q]

If my toys are solar-powered, then what am I supposed to do at night in the dirty, dirty darkness of my bedroom?

[Bill]

Will they start measuring our "Carbon Sheet Prints" now???

[Clankazoid]

" Squeeka, squeeka, squeeka, squeeka... "

( We're saving the planet by generating our own electricity. )

[Ralph]

I thought green sex meant recycling your condoms, or using natural birth control: a leaf held firmly between the knees.

[Loudmouth]

Gag, Ralphie. Picture of the recycling guy finding a pile of used shtupping bags in the bin with the coke bottles.

[Sean]

I thought you only had a green weeny until the first time you had sex.. With someone else..

[MickeyMouse]

The only way peep can truly topple cucumber is with vinegar. Vinegar, mind you, was, invented.