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March 15, 2010

HE HAS OUR VOTE

(Also thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation's first vampire president.

Obviously they've never heard of James Buchanan.

Looks a little dark to be Transylvanian. Must be hell to get that coffin on the Greyhound bus.

Is this fellow related to our sharkie on the blog? I understand that Martini Shark writes vampire novels. One of which may be available soon at a bookstore near you.

Another cold blood sucker in Congress. This is news, how?

She appears to have a wicked hickey. Whoda thunk it?

It would be kinda refreshing to have a politician be upfront about the fact that they're going to suck the life out of you.

Her vampyre name is "Beluga".....

Quote of the Day:

"I haven't dated a girl older than 19 since 2006," said the Tampa man as his 19-year-old daughter and his 2-year-old grandson met him at the Greyhound station. "It's good to be me."

This guy has serious mental issues. Just sayin'.

cl

Wicked Hickey WBAGNFARB.

""I haven't dated a girl older than 19 since 2006," said the Tampa man"

Does that mean Hugh Hefner is a vampire too?

It would explain SO much.

Ah yes, makes me proud to be a Republican. SIGH

I can't believe all the dissing of vampires ! Vampires are people too ! Well....sort of ...undead people. How about non-living personhoods ?

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