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Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation's first vampire president.
Obviously they've never heard of James Buchanan.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 15, 2010 at 08:20 PM
Looks a little dark to be Transylvanian. Must be hell to get that coffin on the Greyhound bus.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 15, 2010 at 08:30 PM
Is this fellow related to our sharkie on the blog? I understand that Martini Shark writes vampire novels. One of which may be available soon at a bookstore near you.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 15, 2010 at 08:39 PM
Another cold blood sucker in Congress. This is news, how?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | March 15, 2010 at 09:02 PM
She appears to have a wicked hickey. Whoda thunk it?
Posted by: Steve | March 15, 2010 at 10:47 PM
It would be kinda refreshing to have a politician be upfront about the fact that they're going to suck the life out of you.
Posted by: Republichik | March 15, 2010 at 11:36 PM
Her vampyre name is "Beluga".....
Posted by: Elmo | March 15, 2010 at 11:40 PM
Quote of the Day:
"I haven't dated a girl older than 19 since 2006," said the Tampa man as his 19-year-old daughter and his 2-year-old grandson met him at the Greyhound station. "It's good to be me."
This guy has serious mental issues. Just sayin'.
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Posted by: Chris | March 16, 2010 at 12:03 AM
Wicked Hickey WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: sw | March 16, 2010 at 07:28 AM
""I haven't dated a girl older than 19 since 2006," said the Tampa man"
Does that mean Hugh Hefner is a vampire too?
It would explain SO much.
Posted by: padraig | March 16, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Ah yes, makes me proud to be a Republican. SIGH
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 16, 2010 at 11:48 AM
I can't believe all the dissing of vampires ! Vampires are people too ! Well....sort of ...undead people. How about non-living personhoods ?
Posted by: LeDud | March 16, 2010 at 12:17 PM