DREAMING BIG

Don't click this if you're eating, or plan to eat in the future.

(Thanks to Steve [The Other Steve] Lancaster)

Comments

[mudstuffin]

bullshirt. i called it.

[Siouxie]

Already ate (Lean Cuisine).

Ya know...I thought about sending this story in butt didn't want to gross upset anyone.

You're welcome.

All I can say is...more of her to love.

(didn't know there was such a thing as a "belly man")

[padraig]

Thing 1: "The 42-year-old already holds the title of the world's fattest mother after giving birth to her daughter in 2007 when she weighed 241kg."

For the sake of the male race, somebody please tell me that this was accomplished via in vitro fertilization, or a dirty toilet seat, or a crowded swimming pool, or SOMEthing.

'Her 49-year-old partner Philippe — who she met on a dating site for plus-size people — was encouraging her to reach her goal, she said. "I think he'd like it if I was bigger ... he's a real belly man and completely supports me," she said. '

Aw crap. Well, at least he's a Frenchman, they're not male in the traditional sense.

[padraig the cheesehead]

Thing 2: 'In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.'

Ok, I am now ready to resign my maleness in abject humiliation. Where do I turn in my equipment?

(p.s. to guys paying money to watch an overweight woman eat junk food: Here in Wisconsin we call that "Burger King.")

[CJrun]

I'm a gonna fly a RC helicopter over her, to blow off the crumbs.

[Emmett Flatus]

The logistics of impregnation unless in vitro as suggested by padraig are mind boggling and at the very least must have involved many pounds of finely sifted flour and at least two A-frame hoists.

[padraig]

CJ, watch out you're not flying over her the day she finally goes Mr. Creosote on us. One more McNugget, madame....?

[bonmot]

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?

[Steve]

Support her? Bet he can't even lift her.

[Siouxie]

If anyone needs me, I'm off to find "MenWhoLikeWomenWithBigCubanButts.com"

[Siouxie]

(p.s. - shall I mention the machete??)

[Telecomdropout]

Sorta me too, Siouxie, but mine will be
"MenWhoLikeTallMexicanWomenWithBellies.com"

[Horace LaBadie]

New definition of "healthy ambition."

[bonmot]

When she lays around the house, she lays AROUND the house . . .

[Jeff Meyerson]

Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.

Now I really feel ill.

[Josh]

I just threw up a little...

[Loudmouth]

That must be the Hummer mobility scooter.

[padraig]

I think this woman just turned all the males 'round here into manorexics.

Wait, do I smell pizza? OK, I got better.

[nursecindy]

Siouxie, don't mention the machete. Just say that the words sharp and cutting edge are often used to describe you. I don't understand why this woman is trying to kill herself which is exactly what she's doing. It seems to me that she would want to be healthy for her child. Someone should tell her that heart attacks hurt. Sometimes they kill!

[Meanie the Blue]

Phillipe: "Hey, wanna see my half-ton pickup?"

[OC Dolphin]

Well, she's obviously selfish, selbeef, selpizza, selcake...

[Jeff Meyerson]

good one, Meanie

[pogo]

Having always been more or less a "belly man" I need to point out it was toward the opposite end of the belly spectrum.

Other parts are also interesting...

[pogo]

Having always been more or less a "belly man" I need to point out it was toward the opposite end of the belly spectrum.

Other parts are also interesting...

[pogo]

"I see everything twice!"

(extra credit for those who can cite the reference)

[Bill]

MY GOD!

You could fit at least 5 Victoria Beckhams in there!

[Layzeeboy]

I, too, am a self-professed belly man. Having said that...BARRRRRUMPH

pogo, I believe the reference is Catch 22

[basketball shoes shop]

OT/amazing weather here in SoCal. Yes, we're not used to real weather, but the amount of rain, wind, and electrical storms is impressive. All week...the countryside is gorgeous - shiny green, lit by storms and shadowed by skidding clouds...like an oil painting in motion./OT