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March 01, 2010

COLLEGE UPDATE

“We weren’t thinking,” said 18-year-old Chris, who a store manager said was wearing a white dress, red panty hose and lipstick while brandishing a double-ended sex toy at the front of the store in the Saturday evening incident.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

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What?? no picture??

He said alcohol was involved...

That's a shocker.

Isn't that blue-light special.

A bit early for spring break, no?

College baseball teams start about this time for their first Florida trip so the student athletes can be back in time for midterms.

I really hope that some coach is devising new and innovative ways to help these boys grow up. Or wish they were dead.

For once, I'm glad there's no picture, Siouxie.

I remember the guys on my dorm floor asking me to come up with a way to disable an armored car by radio control. Yes, alcohol was involved.
Fortunately, we finally realized that robbery was beyond a college prank even if we didn't intend to keep the money (I wasn't sure about some of the guys).
We were the "12th floor zoo". One of our events involved a bar complete with beer kegs and bouncers set up in the lounge during a basketball tournament.
I'm pretty sure we are still cited in the training manual for dorm advisors. That was in 1970, I believe. It could have been earlier. Alcohol was involved.

And these were the Honor Students!

Well, give them some credit: they at least sounded somewhat upset about their brilliance. No one at my college ever apologized or any of that.

“We weren’t thinking,” said 18-year-old Chris, who a store manager said was wearing a white dress, red panty hose and lipstick while brandishing a double-ended sex toy"

No kidding. Who would wear red hose with a white dress?

tony, you can't even wear your sensible pumps with that! Hi-deeee-ous!!

"and at times he was placing it under his dress as if portraying it as his own sexual organ," according to the report." Yeah, make fun of the cop's writing in the newspaper, where you get to write at a desk and have your work edited.

"not shaken, just stupid". Boy, if that doesn't encapsulate pretty much everything about the college experience today!

When I was in college we dated women for entertainment. Just sayin'.

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