ATTENTION, WHOEVER IS BOOKING THE NEXT SUPER BOWL HALFTIME ACT:
You need to get in touch with this guy.
Key Quote: We would play covers of the bands I mentioned but when it's time for the guitar solo, i will drop my pants. I have an urethral implant that I can set up to emit a small flame of natural gas and will light it on fire.
WARNING: Some naughty wordage.
(Thanks to Steve [The Other Steve] Lancaster)