ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED, BUT IT WASN'T ALCOHOL'S FAULT
(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Horace LaBadie)
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March 04, 2010
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"Oh baby, OH BABY...OH SH!T!!!!!" *CRASH*
Posted by: Punkin | March 04, 2010 at 05:23 PM
I tend to blame the woman when cars/trucks crash into houses during sex. She should have said NO and demand her beau take her to something like a Barry Manilow concert. Problem solve.
Posted by: LeDud | March 04, 2010 at 05:30 PM
This is part of the Florida driving test, so not a problem there.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 04, 2010 at 05:57 PM
They didn't identify the sexual act, but we can safely assume it was the "snow plow".
Posted by: Steve | March 04, 2010 at 07:17 PM
Monika was his co-pilot.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 04, 2010 at 07:22 PM
He's gonna hear it from MADBJs!
Posted by: bonmot | March 04, 2010 at 07:24 PM
Said the President to Monica Lewinsky,
"If you don't want to get caught like Kaczynski,
take the hem of your dress,
and clean up that mess,
And make sure that you wipe off your chinski."
Posted by: bonmot | March 04, 2010 at 07:31 PM
Steve, what's a snow plow? *SMACKS* bonmot. THAT I understood.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 04, 2010 at 09:42 PM
bonmot, Ah feel yer pain.
Posted by: WJ Clinton | March 04, 2010 at 09:47 PM
If you fist and drive, you'll truck up everything.
Posted by: Clankazoid | March 04, 2010 at 10:13 PM
Just not enough cabs in Idaho, I guess.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 04, 2010 at 10:27 PM
If his *ahem* unit was still attached, it's safe to assume that the sex act involved did not include teeth in the unit's vicinity.
Posted by: AlanBoss | March 05, 2010 at 01:03 AM
HER: Was it good for you?
HIM: Oh baby, you made the road move!
Posted by: MartiniShark | March 05, 2010 at 06:56 AM
KOMO News is happy to provide a forum for commenting and discussion. Please respect and abide by the house rules:
Keep it clean, keep it civil, keep it truthful, stay on topic, be responsible,
Guess none of us will be commenting there...
Posted by: wiredog | March 05, 2010 at 09:26 AM
Also:
Many years ago (cue wavy lines), while driving to a concert (the Dead?) at Merriweather Post, two people in the car ahead of us. Guy driving. Girl ducks down. Car starts weaving. We all laughed, I honked the horn. They pulled over, we went to the show.
Posted by: wiredog | March 05, 2010 at 09:31 AM
Huh ... that was you?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 05, 2010 at 09:35 AM
Homosexual is sex at home.
Bisexual is sex on a bicycle.
Autosexual is sex in a car.
If there's a word for it, it has to be OK.
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | March 05, 2010 at 09:47 AM
So Metrosexual is sex on the subway?
Posted by: bonmot | March 05, 2010 at 09:59 AM
Driver Ed in Idaho needs to be updated.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | March 05, 2010 at 10:02 AM
bonmot,
Elsexual is Risky Business.
Posted by: wiredog | March 05, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Anybody else remember The World According to Garp when the same thing was happening in a driveway? The girl's father came home and plowed into the back of the car. His member quickly became dismembered. CHOMP
Posted by: Layzeeboy | March 05, 2010 at 11:16 AM
Thank you Lazeeboy! I was trying to remember what movie that was.
Posted by: AlanBoss | March 05, 2010 at 11:53 PM
"All of a sudden, 'Wham!!' It sounded like a bomb went off,"
And that was before the house was struck...
Posted by: snif | March 06, 2010 at 09:00 AM