ADVISORY TO WEDDING PLANNERS:
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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The in-heat female, bridesmaid Chandra Patel, was regretful for choosing a wrinkled gray leathery wedding outfit and expressed her most heartfelt sympathies to the truck.
Posted by: Lairbo | March 01, 2010 at 09:32 AM
I think it had drinking some of this . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves (aka Brian D.) | March 01, 2010 at 09:35 AM
Key understatement:
‘It is a very powerful urge,’ said one expert.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 01, 2010 at 09:40 AM
I have heard of cover bands at weddings trashing a couple of hotel rooms and a limo.
I wonder if the elephant can play piano.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 01, 2010 at 09:40 AM
'been'
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves (aka Brian D.) | March 01, 2010 at 09:42 AM
Nice one, Mahatma, even to the "makes you want to have sex with trucks" line.
*goes to order some Brawndo*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 01, 2010 at 09:44 AM
Delhi? I'm utterly shocked, shocked, that people in the most materialistic city in the world would think it's a good idea to hire an elephant for a wedding.
Socal and Florida have got nothing on Delhi when it comes to crass ostentation. It's beaten only by what Delhi itself considers to be ostentation-worthy. I'll bet you that the 20 "limousines" in the article turn out to be Honda Civics and Hyundai Elantras. It's almost like Delhiites are trying to compensate by proclaiming loudly that their son drives a Honda Civic.
Posted by: boo | March 01, 2010 at 09:52 AM
Whoa. Been there.
Posted by: Steve | March 01, 2010 at 10:42 AM
"'It is a very powerful urge,’ said one expert."
No sher, Shitlock.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 01, 2010 at 11:01 AM
...and another thing:
"New Delhi Rampage," WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 01, 2010 at 11:02 AM
I wonder why, every time I see an over the top episode of idiocy, I think "Reminds me of college"?
I don't remember college being that crazy. What I remember of college, anyway.
Posted by: wiredog | March 01, 2010 at 11:10 AM
Huge mammals are all the Raj at today's smart nuptials, for a smashing "I Do" that your guests will never forget!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 01, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Yes, stick with the whole stuffed camel.
Posted by: Leetie | March 01, 2010 at 11:28 AM
This whole store sounds like it came from the SIMPSONs. And again, whenever there is chaos and destruction there's a woman behind it !
Posted by: LeDud | March 01, 2010 at 12:26 PM
If you musth, you musth.
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